I fell in love in Santa AnanThe girl was just my typenThen we made love in Santa AnanThe shit went on all nightnAnd then she said to menOh Joshua can’t you seenI’m the kind of girl you should marrynA twenty year old girlynI felt like Mr. FurleynLooking at Janet and TerrinnWell I got lost in Santa AnanTrying to find a payphonenA victorious soldier in Santa AnanHoping to find his way homenWell I saw Condre’s bugnAnd gave home boy a hugnHaven’t seen him for about a year nownI said well check it yonI’ve been walking toe to toenYou can always count on me bronnWell he and I left Santa AnanAnd Long Beach was just in sightnI said what the hell were you doing in Santa AnanSomething just wasn’t rightnHe said there’s this mommy therenWith long flowing auburn hairnAnd a blond streak down the left sidenHe talked some other biznAnd I knew that my girl was hisnCheck it later dog thanks for the ridennWell this girl of oursnHer name was AdriananWould mess up a friendship that’s tightnI met her through my friend SusananWho called me the very next nightnShe said I swear it’s truenWhat I’m about to drop on younYour little girlfriends got scandalous habitnA sorted tale is thisnAbout where she likes to pissnAnd at Jeff’s house she revealed itnWhile he poured himself a drinknAnd I pissed in his bathroom sinknEven though the air of romance wafted insidenWell the old sink didn’t holdnAnd the girl got knocked out coldnGot to go now the ambulance has arrivednnOooohhh, AdriananOh no, no nonOooohhh, Santa Anan