I’m the smooth criminal with the bong in my hand,
sit on the beach and bring the white to my tan
fuck peroni, fuck corona, who needs beer when you’ve got marijuana
I’ll smoke that shit til I’m in a coma
paranoid man but that’s BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA
just the smell of that smooth aroma
(I’m not afraid to admit I’m a stoner)
at a party, at the back of my garden
til my eyes go red and I’m fuckin starving
eat a pizza, eat a pussy, hot n tender man
I’M NOT FUSSY
Sincere: I remember a time I went to a party
saw a girl and she looked right through me
showed her my ten bag; she was keen
I said let’s go to my backseat. It’s quite roomy
La la la la la la, HEY, La la la la la la, smoke some weed
La la la la la la, HEY, Take a hit of this cheeba cheeba
La la la la la la, HEY, La la la la la la, smoke some weed
La la la la la la, HEY, Take a whiff of this potent cheddar
Me and my homies were hitting the clubs
see this booty and I’m in love
take her back to take a hit from the bong
she’s stripping off to show me her thong
all of a sudden, her boyfriend came in
Pulled out his gun and started some shit
had one hand on her arse, one hand on her tit
he chilled out when I gave him a hit
Cruisin the streets in my fiat punto,
sippin the red stripe, smoking my blunto
all I wanna do is smoke that bud,
like Bob Marley said, ONE LOVE
Bri: You can call it reefer, can you call it dope
everyone smokes it, even the pope
from Liam Neeson to Johnny Cash
everyone likes to PUFF PUFF PASS
La la la la la la, HEY, La la la la la la, smoke some weed
La la la la la la, HEY, Take a hit of this cheeba cheeba
La la la la la la, HEY, La la la la la la, smoke some weed
La la la la la la, HEY, Take a whiff of this potent cheddar
Getting blazed, Purple haze
Smoking chronic, super sonic
Roll the Buddha, hubba bubba
Afghan Kush, George W Bush
La la la la la la, HEY, La la la la la la, smoke some weed
La la la la la la, HEY, Take a hit of this cheeba cheeba
La la la la la la, HEY, La la la la la la, smoke some weed
La la la la la la, HEY, Take a whiff of this potent cheddar