Rockhard in a Funky Place
Prince

Does anybody know you're here?
This house of ill-repute (Ooh honey, I'm scared of you)
Tryin' to deal with all your fears
I guess this is what you get for being cute (Cute, cute)

Soaked in banana cologne
No wonder you're all alone
It's written all over your face
You're just a rockhard in a funky place

Rockhard in a funky place
Here comes a lady so you cover up
She's a freak hot funky electric mama with double cups
(OK now, come on, come on, girl, let's see, come on)
See, you? you couldn't cop if you wanted to
Because something near your leg is haunting you
Such a disgrace, you're a rockhard in a funky place (Ow!)

Ha ha, y'all
Rockhard in a funky place
You was workin' on the line you could drop on her (Uh, uh)
But you couldn't concentrate when your dick saw her (Uh, uh)
Maybe if you cop a nut in the car (Maybe if you cop a nut in the car)
Maybe you could think about playing guitar

(Rock, rock)
Oh yeah [Repeat: x4]

Rockhard in a funky place
All you're looking for is love
Or a reason to believe there's a God above
Pretty soon you'll get enough
And head back to a life so tough

I just hate to see an erection go to waste
I'm just a rockhard in a funky place
Rockhard in a funky place
Say it, rockhard in a funky place
Rockhard in a funky place
Oh, you rockhard in a funky place
You rockhard in a funky place

Say it, y'all
(Rock, rock) [Repeat: x2]
What?
We gotta go, y'all
Tune in next week
Same time, same boogie
Rock hard
Oh yeah, we will rock, y'all
But until then keep your finger on the trigger
That's the only way it'll get bigger

What kind of fuck ending was that?


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