Woober the penguin lives on an arctic beach, in a split-level duplex.nHe rents the place the place downstairs to a real cartoon named Dippy the Duck.nnBut every night he sleeps and dreams about,nSomeone else who freaks and screams aloud.nnWhen he wakes the house is shaking,nSo he runs downstairs, and he screams.nnI know that you're trying to rock my house,nBut this is my house and I'm not gonna let you rock it.nI know that you're trying to rock my house,nBut this is my house and I'm not gonna let you rock it.nnThey say Hey, Woober. Why don't you come downstairs we were having a party.nJungle Master Sazuke was just about to play DDR.nnBut all that he can hear is laughing while,nEverybody claps and cheers he goes:nI know why they all are laughing; they're all laughing at me.nAnd I'll scream:nnI know that you're trying to rock my house,nBut this is my house and I'm not gonna let you rock it.nI know that you're trying to rock my house,nBut this is my house and I'm not gonna let you rock it.nnHey, Woober, nobody likes you. No one wants to be your friend.nHey, Woober, nobody likes you. No one wants to be your friend.nnI don't know nothing about a party at my house.nI don't know nothing about a party at my house.nnWell the penguin lives on an arctic beach at a birthday party,nHe sees a girl from highschool but he knows he means nothing to her.nnBut Samurai Ouchie speaks like Sigmund Freud:nHey, son, grab a cold one, you're paranoid.nnWoober melts, his heart expanding. Then he starts to sing,nAnd it goes:nnI know that you're trying to rock my house,nBut this is my house so I'm going to help you you rock it, damn it.nI know that you're trying to rock my house,nBut this is my house so I'm going to help you you rock it.nI know that you're trying to rock my house,nBut this is my house so I'm going to help you you rock it.nnSo the party is rocking and Steve opens his giftsnAnd a stressed-out Pelican unclenches his fistsnAnd they're having a ball, Cooler heads prevailed,nBut it's all for naught, because,nnNero the whale.nHe falls on everybody's head.nNero the whale.nAnd now everybody's dead.nNero the Whale.nnI know that you're trying to rock my house,nBut this is my house so I'm going to help you you rock it.nn(Nero the Whale)