Up rolled the riot vannAnd sparked excitement in the boysnBut the policemen look annoyednPerhaps these are ones they should avoidnnThey got a chase last night from men with truncheon’s dressed in hatsnThey didn’t do that much wrong, still ran away though for the laughnn“Please just stop talkingnBecause they won’t find us if you donOh those silly boys in bluenWell they won’t catch me and you”nn“Have you been drinking son, you don’t look old enough to me”n“I’m sorry officer is there a certain age you’re supposed to be?… nobody told me”nnUp rolled the riot vannAnd these lads just wind the coppers upnAsk why they don’t catch proper crooksnGet their address and their name’s tooknBut they couldn’t care lessnnHe got thrown in the riot vannAnd all the coppers kicked him innAnd there was no way he could winnJust had to take it on the chin