Oh we were sitting in that bar, having ourselves a timenWhen that cowboy came in and disrupted that timenYeah we were sitting in that bar, drinking ourselves some whiskeynWhen that cowboy, he came in acting kinda friskynHe walked in, looking kinda weirdnHe was all dressed in purple, and had a sticky beardnHe went up to the bar asking for something to drinknBarman says whaddya want, Cowboy says whaddya think?nnRibena, Ribena (have you seen her?) Ribena.nnnBarman says get out son, we don't serve your type herenCowboy says I don't want no trouble, I don't want no beernI just want some purple juice going down down my mouth, what is this? You don't have Ribena in the south?nnWhere do most of Britain's blackcurrant's go?nCheck it out girls, it's Jimmy's drum solo!nnRibena, Ribena (have you seen her?) Ribena.nnOne more thing i got to say;nRibena Light, it's for gays.