Hey man. Maybe it's time you quit that band.nThe drummer's getting soft and slow.nMaybe it's time you went solo. nFind yourself an old Spanish guitar, nand take to the stage in some hole-in-the-wall bar, ndrone in monotone to an audience of four--ncall it your experimental phase. nnAnd come meet me at the record store; nwe'll scowl at the suckers in the hip hop aisle, nspending money on those corporate whores--nnot like me or you, we're alright, ncuz we're true to ourselves--you know, ncuz we buy records that you've never heard of nand that makes us cooler than you. nnHey girl. Aren't you the most beautiful girl in the whole world? nWe must have met before, I say. nHell, I saw you six times on the subway, just today. nAnd would you give me a second glance nif you noticed that I shop at Goodwill for my pants? nWell, notice I didn't ask you on a date, ncuz I don't like pretty anyway. nnSo come meet me at the record store; nwe'll scowl at the suckers in the pop rock aisle, nspending money on those corporate whores--nnot like me or you, we're alright, ncuz we're true to ourselves--you know, ncuz we buy records that you've never heard of nand that makes us cooler than you. nnLet's raise up our fists in disgust nat the consumerist bitch in the Old Navy shirt! nDon't she know that we're leading the resistance with details, nlike working in retail and boycotting Starbucks? n(I'll never drink that stuff) nnSo come meet me at the record store, nand we'll scowl at the suckers in the punk rock aisle, nspending money on those corporate whores--nnot like me or you. We're alright, ncuz we're true to ourselves. nYou know, we buy records that you've never heard of, nwe've got more of them than you can imagine, nnot a single fucking one of them's ever going platinum, nand that makes us cooler than you.
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