There lived a certain man in Russia long agonHe was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glownMost people looked at him with terror and with fearnBut to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dearnHe could preach the bible like a preachernFull of ecstasy and firenBut he also was the kind of teachernWomen would desirennRa ra RasputinnLover of the Russian queennThere was a cat that really was gonenRa ra RasputinnRussia's greatest love machinenIt was a shame how he carried onnnHe ruled the Russian land and never mind the czarnBut the cassock he danced really wunderbarnIn all affairs of state he was the man to pleasenBut he was real great when he had a girl to squeezenFor the queen he was no wheeler dealernThough she'd heard the things he'd donenShe believed he was a holy healernWho would heal her sonnnRa ra RasputinnLover of the Russian queennThere was a cat that really was gonenRa ra RasputinnRussia's greatest love machinenIt was a shame how he carried onnnThis man's just got to go! declared his enemiesnBut the ladies begged don't you try to do it, pleasenNo doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charmsnThough he was a brute they just fell into his armsnThen one night some men of higher standingnSet a trap, they're not to blamenCome to visit us they kept demandingnAnd he really camennRa ra RasputinnLover of the Russian queennThey put some poison into his winenRa ra RasputinnRussia's greatest love machinenHe drank it all and he said I feel finennRa ra RasputinnLover of the Russian queennThey didn't quit, they wanted his headnRa ra RasputinnRussia's greatest love machinenAnd so they shot him till he was dead