Well three young couples were ridin' alongnThey had the directions messed up wrongnSo they stopped in Lovelock to take a snoozenThey were on their way to a friend's weddingnThey had no idea what they were getting intonWhen through town they happened to cruisennI was working as a gas station attendantnWhen a couple pretty girls and some men didnAsk me if I knew where they could spend the nightnWell, I sent 'em up the road to the B&BnIt's the only place in town, you seenBut they were greeted warmly by death, horror and frightnYeahnnWell this used to be such a quiet little townnWe never had too much trouble around heren'Til that spirit was releasednAnd we were haunted by the deceasednAnd now there's all this crazy shit that's going down herennOh an esoteric drifter was along for the ridenHe had a backpack with mysteries at his sidenThat would tell the tales of the Kuman ThongnNow some of you might dare saynI saw a Kuman Thong on a beach on spring breaknOh so sad that this spirit has to prove you wrongnnWell the record clerk said with her own eyesnShe watched a man named Robert WisenDig up the corpse of his new born sonnAnd he confined it to a wooden boxnUsing only a ribbon for a locknNot knowing what that spirit would becomennWell this used to be such a quiet little townnWe never had too much trouble around heren'Til that spirit was releasednAnd we were haunted by the deceasednAnd now there's all this crazy shit that's going down herennNow the hotel chef without reasonin'nPerhaps he was lookin' for seasonin'nOpened the box and became a victim quicknAnd our young friends went into townnJust tryin' to track some answers downnBut they got in some trouble at a bar while shootin' sticknnWell I lost my gig and I lost my bandnBut I still played on, and goddamnnI had a room full of ghouls who were checkin' out my soundnWell this one guy by the name of JohnnynSort of a leader for us zombiesnSaid that we should go hunt the rest of the young ones downnYeahnnWell this used to be such a quiet little townnWe never had too much trouble around heren'Til that spirit was releasednAnd we were haunted by the deceasednAnd now there's all this crazy shit that's going down herennOur heroes were brave and full of vervenAnd the drifter thought he knew how to curvenThose possessed by separating their brainsnHe said they had to dig up the plotnWhere Wise was laid down to rotnAnd carve his bones 'til they resembled bladesnnNow Sara must have been workin' for NASAnBuildin' a shotgun that would easily blast yanOut of pipes and wires and ammo and bullets of leadnAnd David and Kate dated for four yearsnHe screwed the bride to be and Kate shed tearsn'Til Dave got possessed and beat her over the headnYeahnnWell this used to be such a quiet little townnWe never had too much trouble around heren'Til that spirit was releasednAnd we were haunted by the deceasednAnd now there's all this crazy shit that's going down herennWell we battled hard at the B&BnAnd we all had crushes on sweet MelodynBut she had a thing for that drifter was he hung?nAnd Melody boned Johnny with a firm femurnJohnny died quick, he wasn't a screamernAnd the wooden box burning ceremony had begunnnNow Sara, Melody and the drifternThey couldn't drive out of Lovelock any swifternThey were the three remaining unpossessed peoplenAnd that wooden box that would be an urnnWell it never really started to burnnLeaving room for more zombies and a sequelnHey, what do you know?nnThis used to be such a quiet little townnYes it did!nWe never had too much trouble around heren'Til that spirit was releasednAnd we were haunted by the deceasednAnd now there's all this crazy shit that's going down herenI said there's all this crazy shit that's going down herenOh yeah, there's all this crazy shit that's going down herenI gotta get outta town!