The black, black widow is sittin' in the middle of the webIt's the fly she seeksYou may be her lover but you never will recover'Cause she ain't had a bite for weeksYou think your the same, 'cause you got the same nameBut the widow has a mobile homeRemember what I told you, she got eight arms to hold youAnd she's never gonna let your roamShe'll tuck in your head, then she'll wrap you as a midnight snackSo if you see a spider, don't you slide up beside herWhy'd you think the widow's wearin' black?Queen bee, babyPray that you may be left on your own, uh huhNothin' she'll give you, gonna outlive youBut the queen bee's never gonna be aloneLong before Atlantis there has been a praying mantisAnd you knows why he's on his kneesHe may have religion but but he's just a sittin' pigeonIf a woman even stars to teaseHe won't even quibble if she has a little nibble on his neck, what a way to goAnd now you done and torn it!You been messin' with a hornetShe's a blue-blood wasp, you knowAnd just as you do itShe'll inject yiu with a fluid that you ain't even got but noneYou're the meat on the plate, not even first rateShe's gonna feed you to her seventh sonThe queen bee's story, is the power and the gloryOf the women who have ruled aloneLittle Nefertiti used to consummate a treatyIn the bad as much as on the throneEveryone was urgin' Queen Elizabeth the virgin,Just to try a man but she'd refuse.Queen Isabella was the one who saidThis fella named Columbus ought to take a cruiseDidn't Cleopatra try to gratify and satisfyThe men she held within the grasp?The pyramids where shakin' from the peace that she was makin'But she ended with a stupid aspThe queen bee, no way, and even tho' they think they're the kings(escatological things)Who are they foolin'? Playin' at rulin'It's the queen behind the scene who pulls the stringsSo, in conclusion, it's an optical illusionIf you think that we're the weaker raceMen got the muscle, but the ladies got the hustleAnd the truth is staring in your faceThe mother bear stalks, and the queen of the hawksIs the one who brings home the bread.The lion that is regal, and the bald headed eagleNeed a woman just to keep them fedBut come the evenin', we're like adam and his eve,Inside the garden. hear the serpent's song?It's so frustratin', when you're really into martin'And there ain't a lovin' man aroundWhoever wrote this storyThrow out the gloryBring in the men (give me them an I'll swing)Write me a sequelGive me an equalAnd I'll give that manI'm gonna give that lovin' manI said I'm gonna give that lovin' manI'm gonna give that lovin' sting! Zap!
Lyrics by Kris Kristofferson
\ A Moment of Forever A Song I'd Like To Sing A Song I'd Like To Sing Aguila Del Norte Angel Flying Too Close to the Ground Anthem '84 Anthem '84 Back In My Baby's Arms Back In My Baby's Arms Bad Love Story Bandits Of Baverly Hills Best Of All Possible Worlds Best Of All Possible Worlds Between Heaven & Here Between Heaven And Here Bigger The Fool (the Harder The Fall) Bigger The Fool, The Harder The Fall Billy Dee Blame It On The Stones Blame It on the Stones Blessing In Disguise Blue As I Do Border Lord Born To Love Me Bread For The Body Breakdown Breakdown (a Long Way From Home) Bring on the Sunshine Broken Freedom Song Burden Of Freedom Casey's Last Ride Casey's Stand Casey's Last Ride Chase The Feeling Closer To The Bone Come Sundown Come Sundown [#][*] Crippled Crow Crossing The Border Daddy's Song Daddy's Song Dakota (The Dancing Bear) Darby's Castle Darby's Castle Desperados Waiting For A Train Devallier Devil To Pay Don't Cuss The Fiddle Don't Let The Bastards Don't Let the Bastards (Get You Down) Don't Cuss The Fiddle Down To Her Socks Duvalier's Dream Duvalier's Dream Eagle And The Bear Easter Island Easy Come On Easy, Come On Eddie The Eunuch El Coyote El Gavilan El Gavilan (The Hawk) Enough For You Epitaph Epitaph (black And Blue) Evergreen (Love Theme From "A Star Is Born") [Repr... Everything Everything's Beautiful (in Its Own Way) Everything's Beautiful (In Its Own Way) Fallen Angel Feeling Mortal Fighter Final Attraction For The Good Times Forever In Your Love From Here To Forever From The Bottle To The Bottom Funny How Time Slips Away Gettin' By, High And Strange Gettin' By, High And Strange Getting By, High, and Strange Give It Time To Be Tender Golden Idol Good Christian Soldier Good Love Good Love (Shouldn't Feel So Bad) Good Morning John Good Times Hall Of Angels Happy Happy Birthday Baby Happy, Happy Birthday Baby He's A Pilgrim Heart Hellacious Acres Help Me Help Me Make It Through The Night Help Me Make It Through the Night [DVD] Help Me Make It Through the Night [DVD][*] Help Me Make It Throught the Night Help Me Make It Trough the Night Here Comes That Rainbow Again Hero Highwayman Highwayman - Johnny Cash Highwayman (Johnny Cash cover) Highwayman (With Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson & ... Holy Creation Holy Woman Hoola Hoop How Do You Feel How Do You Feel (about Foolin' Around) How Do You Feel About Foolin' Around How To Beat The Devil I Believe in Love I Fought The Law I Got A Life Of My Own I May Smoke Too Much I Never Cared For You I'd Rather Be Sorry I'd Rather Be Sorry (With Rita Coolidge) I'll Take Any Chance I Can With You I'm Down, but I Keep Falling I've Got a Life of My Own I've Got to Have You I'd Rather Be Sorry I'll Take Any Chance I Can With You I'm Down, But I Keep Falling I've Got To Have You If It's All The Same To You If It's All The Same To You If You Don't Like Hank Williams If You Don't Like Hank Williams (Kiss My Ass) If You Don't Like Hank Williams If You Don’t Like Hank Williams In The News It Sure Was It Sure Was (Love) It's All Over, All Over Again It's Never Gonna Be The Same Again It's All Over, All Over Again It's Never Gonna Be The Same Again Jesse Jackson Jesse Younger Jesus Was A Capricorn Jesus Was a Capricorn (Owed to John Prine) Jody & The Kid Jody & The Kid Jody And The Kid Johnny Lobo Josie Just The Other Side Of Nowhere Just The Other Side Of Nowhere Killer Barracuda Killing Time Kiss The World Goodbye Last Time Late Again Late Again (gettin' Over You) Late John Garfield Blues Law Is For Protection Of The People Lay Me Down Lay Me Down (And Love The World Away) Let The Walls Come Down Letters Have No Arms Lights Of Magdala Little Girl Lost Little Things Living Legend Long Way From Home Lost Inside of You Love Don't Live Here Anymore Love Don't Live Here Anymore Love Is The Way Love Of Money Lover Please Lovin' Her Was Easier Lovin' Her Was Easier (Than Anything I'll Ever Do ... Loving Her Was Easier Loving Her Was Easier (Than Anything I'll Ever Do Loving Her Was Easier (Than Anything I'll Ever Do ... Loving You Was Easier Lucky In Love Magdalene Mal Sacate Maybe You Heard Me & Bobby McGee Me And Bobby Mcgee Me and Bobby McGee [DVD] Me and Paul Mean Old Man Michoacan Moment Of Forever Moment Of Forver Mountain Dew My Heart Was The Last One To Know New Game Now New Mister Me Night Life Nobody Loves Anybody Anymore Nobody Wins Not Everyone Knows Number One Once More With Feeling Once More with Feeling [DVD] Once More with Feeling [DVD] One Day At A Time One For The Money Out Of Mind Out Of Sight Out Of Mind, Out Of Sight Pilgrim Pilgrim Chapter 33 Pilgrim: Chapter 33 Pilgrim's Progress Pilgrim's Progress Ping Pong Please Don't Tell Me How The Story Ends Please Don't Tell Me How The Story Ends Please Don’t Tell Me How the Story Ends Prisoner Promise Prove It To You One More Time Again Put It Off Until Tomorrow Rain Rainbow Road Ramblin Jack Ramblin' Jack Rescue Mission Risky Bizness Risky Business Road Warrior's Ament Road Warrior's Lament Road Warrior's Lament Rock And Roll Time Rocket to Rocket To Stardom Rose in Paradise Sabre And The Rose Sam's Song Sam's Song (Ask Any Working Girl) Sam's Song Same Old Song Same Old Songs San Francisco Mabel Joy Sandinista Seadream Shake Hands With The Devil Shandy Shandy (the Perfect Disguise) Shipwrecked In The 80's Shipwrecked In The Eighties Silver Silver (the Hunger) Silver Mantis Silver Tongued Devil And I Sister Sinead Slouching Toward The Millenium Slow Down Smile At Me Again Smokey Put The Sweat On Me Snakebit Somebody Nobody Knows Someone Loves You Honey Spooky Lady's Revenge Spooky Lady's Revenge Stagger Mountain Tragedy Stairway To The Bottom Stallion Star - Crossed Star Spandgled Bummer Star Spandgled Bummer (Whores Die Hard) Star Spangled Bummer (whores Die Hard) Star-Crossed Star-Spangled Bummer (Whores Die Hard) Starlight And Stone Stranger Stranger I Love Sugar Man Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down Sunday Morning Coming Down Sweet Susannah Taker Tell Me One More Time Thank You For A Life The Bandits Of Beverly Hills The Best of All Possible Worlds The Bigger The Fool The Bigger The Fool (the Harder The Fall) The Bigger the Fool, the Harder the Fall The Burden Of Freedom The Burden Of Freedom The Captive The Circle The Devil To Pay The Eagle And The Bear The Eye Of The Storm The Fighter The Final Attraction The Golden Idol The Heart The Hero The Lady's Not For Sale The Last Thing To Go The Last Time The Law Is For Protection Of The People The Little Things The Pilgrim The Pilgrim (Chapter 33) The Pilgrim, Chapter 33 The Pilgrim; Chapter 33 The Pilgrim;chapter 33 The Pilgrim: Chapter 33 The Pilgrim: Chapter 33 (Hang In, Hopper) The Pilgrim: Chapter 33 [*] The Pilgrim: Chapter 33 [Live] The Prisoner The Promise The Race The Sabre And The Rose The Show Goes On The Silver Tongued Devil and I The Silver-Tongued Devil The Stallion The Stranger I Love The Taker The winner The Woman in the Moon The Wonder The Year 2000 Minus 25 The Year 2003 Minus 25 They Killed Him Things I Might Have Been Third World War Third World Warrior This Old Road To Beat The Devil To Make A Long Story Short (She's Gone) To Make A Long Story Short (She's Gone) Under The Gun Walk Our Own Road Watch Closely Now We Must Have Been Out Of Our Minds What About Me What Do You Think About Lovin' What Do You Think About Lovin' Whatcha Gonna Do When Are You Ever Gonna Learn When I Loved Her When She's Wrong When She's Wrong Whiskey, Whiskey Who's To Bless And Who's To Blame Who's To Bless And Who's To Blame Why Me Why Me [DVD] Why Me Lord Why Me Lord? Wild American Wild American Worth Fighting For Write Your Own Songs Year 2000 Minus 25 You Don't Tell Me What To Do You Don't Tell Me What To Do You Left Me A Long Long Time Ago You Left Me a Long, Long Time Ago You Show Me Yours You Show Me Yours (and I'll Show You Mine) You'll Always Have Someone You're Gonna Love Yourself (In The Morning) You're Gonna Love Yourself In The Morning You'll Always Have Someone You're Gonna Love Yourself (In The Morning)