Five times a year, I'll returnnWith a fake pay package that I didn't earnnIt's the benefits and little bits I make sure I've gotnI'm the one who works the oil rigs, but really I'm notnnI've got a wife and kid on the lower statenAnd it all started when I won a bet with my matenHe said, You couldn't get her, I said, I cannI kissed her at the bar and this affair begannnSonnEach time you make a little moneynPut a little aside for menSo I can love you betternWhen you come home to mennYou gottannEach time I make a little moneynI'll put a little aside for younSo I can love you betternWhen I come home to younnTwo years down the line, I've got it worked outnI've got a shift in the summernAnd the winter left outnMy wife thinks I'm crazy because I work all the timenBut she doesn't even notice, or even realizennBut one day I must choose between my love and affairnAnd I don't think I've got the gutsnI ain't got the nervenIt's such a hard decision to make me choose onenBut what they don't know won't hurt themnSo I'll just carry onnnSonnEach time you make a little moneynPut a little aside for menSo I can love you betternWhen you come home to mennYou gottannEach time I make a little moneynI'll put a little aside for younSo I can love you betternWhen I come home to younnI've got a wife and kid on the lower statenAnd it all started when I won a bet with my matenHe said, You couldn't get her, I said, I cannI kissed her at the bar and this affair began