Present Face
Garfunkel and Oates

Christmas comes but once a yearnAnd mostly it is swellnBut there's an epidemic nThat I think we all know wellnYour smile is frozen open nThere's a crazed look in your eyenYou overflow with complimentsnWhile trying to denynnThat you loathe the gift you openednThough you try to keep your gracenYour scary grin is frozen nDon't you know you've got a case ofnnPresent face (x4)nOh...thank you so much!nnYou really hoped your parents would nGive you a great big checknInstead, you got a puffy painted nHummingbird turtlenecknYou hoped for an engagement ringnInside that tiny boxnBut your asshole former future husband nOnly bought you socksnnNow your face is all contortednAs you're trying to erasenThe truth behind your smilenDon't you know you've got a case ofnnPresent face (x4)nOh...No, I really like it, it's cool, I love it...nnDo they see how much I hate it?nI hope that they don't knownI can't tell if they're onto menOh, please don't let it shownnBaby Jesus got some goldnWhat all infants prefernI bet he got the present facenWith francencence and myhrrnnChristmas and his birthdaynAre both on the 25thnIt must have sucked to have to opennCombination giftsnnIf Jesus couldn't hide itnFrom his omnipresent placenYou and I are doomednTo an everlasting case ofnnPresent face (You shouldn't have)nPresent face (Just what I wanted)nPresent Face (For all the times I go fishing)nPresent face

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