GALINDAn(spoken) Elphie - now that we're friends, I've decided tonmake you my new project.nnELPHABAn(spoken) You really don't have to do thatnnGALINDAn(spoken) I know. That's what makes me so nice!n(sung) Whenever I see someonenLess fortunate than In(And let's face it - who isn'tnLess fortunate than I?)nMy tender heartnTends to start to bleednAnd when someone needs a makeovernI simply have to take overnI know I know exactly what they neednAnd even in your casenTho' it's the toughest case I've yet to facenDon't worry - I'm determined to succeednFollow my leadnAnd yes, indeednYou will be:nnPopular!nYou're gonna be popular!nI'll teach you the proper ploysnWhen you talk to boysnLittle ways to flirt and flouncenI'll show you what shoes to wearnHow to fix your hairnEverything that really countsnnTo be popularnI'll help you be popular!nYou'll hang with the right cohortsnYou'll be good at sportsnKnow the slang you've got to knownSo let's startn'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:nnDon't be offended by my frank analysisnThink of it as personality dialysisnNow that I've chosen to be come a pal, anSister and advisernThere's nobody wisernNot when it comes to popular -nI know about popularnAnd with an assist from menTo be who you'll beenInstead of dreary who-you-were: are:nThere's nothing that can stop younFrom becoming popu-nLer: lar:nnLa la la lanWe're gonna makenYou popularnnWhen I see depressing creaturesnWith unprepossessing featuresnI remind them on their own behalfnTo think of nCelebrated heads of state ornSpecially great communicatorsnDid they have brains or knowledge?nDon't make me laugh!nnThey were popular! Please -nIt's all about popular!nIt's not about aptitudenIt's the way you're viewednSo it's very shrewd to benVery very popularnLike me!nn(spoken) Why, Miss Elphaba, look at you. You're beautiful.nnELPHABA(spoken) I - I have to go:nnGALINDAn(spoken) You're welcome!n(sung) And though you protestnYour disinterestnI know clandestinelynYou're gonna grin and bear itnYour new found popularitynLa la la lanYou'll be popular -nJust not as quite as popularnAs me!