I got a bunch of bananas and a bottle of bleach
Five cans of cat food, a chicken, and a peach
I had enough trouble picking out all this food
I can't stand decisions, I think it's so rude
That you ask me if I want Plastic or Paper
I don't know...just a bag!
PLASTIC
Oh, plastic sounds OK, just put in a bag
And let me go home
PAPER
Or, well, maybe paper's better...I don't know how
To make a decision about this...
Well, then the clerk, he says to me:
Mr. Consumer, please pause to reflect
The choice that you make can have a global effect
On lumberjacks and turtles, politicians and fish
Would you like a paper bag, is that your wish?
On the other hand I offer a bag that won't leak
And besides, it's got handles!
PLASTIC
Well, OK, give me a plastic bag,
Make it a plastic one
PAPER
OOOOh, no, maybe I'll have...Maybe...
Maybe a Paper Bag!
Yeah, it's such a big decision, I've got a bunch of a bananas
And a bottle of bleach,
And what am I gonna put it in...?
PLASTIC OR PAPER
PLASTIC OR PAPER
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(First I Was a Hippie, Then I Was a Stockbroker) N... Angels of Mercy Banana Love Barbara Ann Barber Lips Bee Bop I Love You Bird on a Wire Boy Around the Corner Cafe Corn Dogs Cowboy Lips Dictator in a Polo Shirt Elwood Decker Food to Rent Giant Robot Store Helmet Is It Something I Said? Killer Bees Lazy Susan Like a Parrot Mess Me up Again Mr. Duality My Husband Was a Weatherman Naming the Band Please Let Me Be Your Third World Country Please Let Me Be Your Third World Country [Live][#... Pounded on a Rock Rainbird Santa Ana Woman Share a Load Share a Load [Live][#] Sign My Snarling Doggie Signs on the Line Slow Down Krishna Smoke Something in My Ear Spontaneous Human Combustion Synaesthesia Tweak Your Peak Weekend In Cincinnati When We Start to Sing Why Not Try Right Now?
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