Mr. Very Fat and Mrs. Very SkinnynHad a little dog named Pinny, Pinny, PinnynMrs. Skinny knew what Fatty liked to eatnShe piled on the table in front of Fatty's feetnnShe made a meal for Pinny toonAnd she served Pinny thatnBut Pinny liked what Mrs. Skinny made for Mr. FatnnNaughty, naughty PinnynAte all of Fatty's dinnernPinny got fatnAnd Fatty got thinnernMrs. Skinny laughed and laughednAt Fatty and PinnynFrom now on, we'll call Pinny 'Fat'nAnd we'll call Fatty 'Skinny'