(This one's goin' out to the strip jointsnYo, meet me at Suzy's Rendez-vousnFor every Go-Go BarnI'ma send this one out to the gentlemen's clubsnMagic City, New York dogs, RolexnI be seeing y'all up in there late at nightnI understand when your girl is stressing you outn(Crazy girls) Know what I'm saying?nDon't let the ladies fool y'all now, fellasnThey be doin' the same thing y'all be doin'nTurn up my symphony, man.nTurn up my symphony!nDrop a BEAT!)nnJust 'cuz she dances go-gonIt don't make her a ho, nonMaxine, put your dance shoes onnWe going to the disconWe gonna eeeelope to MeeeexiconCalled up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yonnTen grand, let me see you shake it like you got no nbones in your body and you was made to be a celebritynTwenty grand, know it's a sin, but before me you show nme a little more skin it would fulfill my fantasynThirty grand, to the highest bidder but Chris Rocknsaid, 'There's no sex in the champaigne room'nForty grand, looked into her eyes, I saw tears fallingndown, type of tears that money couldn't buynnJust 'cuz she dances go-gonIt don't make her a ho, nonMaxine, put your dance shoes onnWe going to the disconWe gonna eeeelope to MeeeexiconCalled up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yonnJust 'cuz she dances go-gonIt don't make her a ho, nonMaxine, put your dance shoes onnWe going to the disconWe gonna eeeelope to MeeeexiconCalled up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yonnExcuse me, what is your name?nnUh, my name is Hope, yonI was blessed with the body of the GoddessesnHave you any idea how hard this is?nI could flex in 25 positionsnBut I only work here to pay my tuitionnYo, tantalizing teasernTable-top pleasernGive me what I need anMastercard a VisanLap dance fantasynPicture us on and on white canopynWyclef extended his hand to menLike Billy D. said he's feelin menTake me away from here, so farnWhere they ride horses, no carsnNo more stripping in barsnMe and you 'Clef, against the oddsnnJust 'cuz she dances go-gonIt don't make her a ho, nonMaxine, put your dance shoes onnWe going to the disconWe gonna eeeelope to MeeeexiconCalled up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yonnJust 'cuz she dances go-gonIt don't make her a ho, nonMaxine, put your dance shoes onnWe going to the disconWe gonna eeeelope to MeeeexiconCalled up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yonn(Yo a lot of y'all sitting with y'all girlsnfronting like the budweiser commercialnTalking bout, 'IIIIIII, I don't be going to the strip joints'nYou lying man! You'd be surprised who you see up in there man.nI got one question for you liars, man)nnShot callers, Wasn't you a preacher?nYou calling her a hooker? He without sin cast the first stone.nI met her on the subway, she gave me that VIP cardnAnd told me if I ever have problems,nDon't hesitate to come by, yeah, yeah, yeahnnJust 'cuz she dances go-gonIt don't make her a ho, nonMaxine, put your dance shoes onnWe going to the disconWe gonna eeeelope to MeeeexiconCalled up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yonnJust 'cuz she dances go-gonIt don't make her a ho, nonMaxine, put your dance shoes onnWe going to the disconWe gonna eeeelope to MeeeexiconCalled up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yonCall up my mama said I'm in love with a stripper yo!nn(Yo baby, can I get another lap dance? I tell you Ingot nothing but funny money, man. New York Dogs.)n
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