Teen drinking is very bad!nnnBut I'm 21 though!nnnnOne, here comes the two to the three to the four,nI rolled up to this house party guess what I saw?nEverybody throwing up on the dance floor,nif you can't hold your liquor why you drinking liquor for?nDrunk slapper telling me that I should dance more,nshe's speaking English like she's got a foriegn passport,nI don't understand what you're saying drunk whore,nyou need to stand back cos your breath is hardcore!nHere comes the three to the two to the eight,nI'm rapping over trash cans and a dodgy bass,na little alizé and I'm rapping like mace,nif homeboy tripping I think he should tie his lace,nI don't drink beer cos I don't like the taste,nI'm a lightweight supermalt by the case,nI'm getting pissed off cos the junkies in the place,nKeep asking me for drugs, is it because of my race?nn(chorus x2)n(J-Kwon)nnEverybody in the club getting tipsy!nEverybody in the club getting tipsy!nn(Sway)nNo! Everybody in the club drink Pepsi!nEverybody in the club drink Pepsi! nn(verse 2)nnSo two, here comes the three to the four to the five,nmore girls coming now the place is getting live,nDJ scratching like he's getting rid of lice,nI'm going upstairs just to see what I can find,na couple of uni students in the bathroom getting high,nthey aint writing essays but they keep on doing lines,nsome girls getting duracelled by six guys,ntheres people outside I think you should shut the blinds!nHere comes the four to the three to the two,nmy bladder getting heavy gotta take it to the loo,nwhen I got there what I saw wasn't nice,nsomebodies been tossing and they wasn't throwing dice,ndisturbed by the sight so I headed back down,nI'm trying to tell this DJ that I rap now,nI gave him the wackest track that I've ever done,nas soon as he put it on everybody sat downn