PJ + Vincent & Matthew + Björk
Rasputina

PJ:
I'm so fucking-fucking-fucking hot!

Vincent:
I know you are, babe.

PJ:
No, it's quite hot in here.

Vincent:
Are you stupid? It is the nature of a glass house. Oh fabulous, here's Matthew and Björk.

Björk:
Hello.

Matthew:
Vincent, Polly - Good to see you.

Björk:
I'm so excited! I've never been on such an artistic and exclusive double date before. The erotic reawakening that Matthew has brought about in me... He's opened up a lot of plebeian activities that I've not... Experienced before now. I'm loving it, to do these things that aren't necessarily elfin...

Vincent:
Yea, Björk, whatever. I just want to know when you two go down, who's wearing the cloven hoof strap-on?

PJ:
Vincent! How rude! Could I weigh any less? I'm really quite shy of my weight, but I like to take on characters for performing with the use of make-up. Eye make-up and--and lipstick and--some more lipstick -- it's really quite transformative! And when I've thrown up everything I've just eaten then I feel-

Björk:
Oh, to throw up- It means what? Also, everybody, what is the definition of disingenuous? I want to know so many things. I've got a lot of money for designer clothes. I can just trudge through the desert getting my Comme des Garcons skirt all dirty and dusty... It don't matter. If hopping into a live volcano feels right, I say do it.

Matthew:
I say, khaki chinos are fine with me on the downtime, but what do you kids say to a picnic? I've got the basket in the Bentley... We could play some touch football, what do you say?

Vincent:
Hey, yeah, Matthew, we're both hot former football players. I know Björk can fight like a motherfucker, but Polly would snap- like a twig- at the smallest tackle let's put her on a hook and do some minnow fishing. Polly? Oh look, she's banging her head against the wall, and Björk's recording it

Björk:
The rhythm! It moves my insides like sunshine jelly!

Matthew:
Isn't she a darling thing?

Vincent:
When she says “jelly” it makes me think of someone's ass, and then I think-

Matthew:
How dare you, sir! That's my child woman you're speaking of!

Vincent:
Matthew, I didn't say Björk. I'm just thinking of any ass. Not even necessarily a woman; it could be my own ass. Like my ass is-

PJ:
Vincent you are an ass! You are an ass!

Matthew:
What about my ass? It's hard from sports.



Melora:
This repulsive celebrity double date has been brought to you by the Church of the Latter Day Saints.


  Purchase "PJ + Vincent & Matthew + Björk"   Purchase Entire Album   Email Video to Friends   Play Youtube "PJ + Vincent & Matthew + Björk" Video   Play Spotify "PJ + Vincent & Matthew + Björk" Song   View Wikipedia "PJ + Vincent & Matthew + Björk" Entry   Receive Emails for Future Rasputina Lyrics

Email:

  Link to "PJ + Vincent & Matthew + Björk"   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Lyrics For You

Loading...

Lyrics by Rasputina

Related Songs

  Hot Meat [*] - The Sugarcubes  Hot Meat - The Sugarcubes  Hot Meat - Sugarcubes  Gold - Sugarcubes  Lover - PJ Morton  Army Of Me (Sucker Punch Remix) (feat. Skunk Anans...  Tidal Wave - Sugarcubes  Delicious Demon - The Sugarcubes  Delicious Demon - Sugarcubes  Dream T.V. - The Sugarcubes  Dream Tv - Sugarcubes  Heela - John Parish  Pump - Sugarcubes  Lucky Night - Sugarcubes  Pj Soles - F.A.N.T.A.  Hetero Scum - Sugarcubes  Vincent The Christmas Virus - Arrogant Worms, The  Broken Homes - Tricky  Matthew & Son - Cat Stevens  Vincent The Christmas Virus - Arrogant Worms  Vincent Price Blues - ZZ Top  The Mess We're In - P.j. Harvey  vincent come on down - Brainiac  Matthew & Son - Cat Stevens  Matthew And Son - Cat Stevens  The Ghost Of Vincent Price - Wednesday 13  Planet - Sugarcubes  Royale With Cheese [From Pulp Fiction]...  Royale With Cheese - John Travolta  Royale With Cheese - Samuel L. Jackson  Sweet Gene Vincent - Robbie Williams  Personality Goes a Long Way [Dialogue]...  Personality Goes a Long Way - John Travolta  Personality Goes A Long Way - Samuel L. Jackson  Under Neon Lights - The Chemical Brothers  Informazioni Di Vincent - Francesco De Gregori  Matthew Kaplan Superstar - Helen Love  Badkarsblues - Cirkus Miramar  Matthew - Kish Mauve  Return of the Fly - MISFITS  1952 Vincent Black Lightning [Acoustic, Ventura Sh...  1952 Vincent Black Lightning - Reckless Kelly  Je Ne T\'Aime Pas - Elodie Frégé  Je Ne T'Aime Pas - Elodie Frégé  1952 Vincent Black Lightning - Richard Thompson  1952 Vintage Black Lightning - Richard Thompson  Quand On N'A Que L'Amour - Nolwenn Leroy  Tonight Matthew - Million Dead  Matthew Morrison Mona Lisas And Mad Hatters/rocket...  Mona Lisas and Madhatters\/Rocket Man...  From Little Things Big Things Grow...  Planet [Graham Massey Planet Suite, Pt. 2]...  Vitamin - Sugarcubes  Leap Of Faith - UnchainD  Rattlesnake - Bride  Gratitude (Björk) - Will Oldham  Top of The World - UnchainD  Stereo Of Lies - The Killers  Stereo Of Lies - Killers  Sweet Gene Vincent - Ian Dury & the Blockheads  Sweet Gene Vincent [Live] - Ian Dury  Sweet Gene Vincent - Ian Dury & The Blockheads  What I,m Feeling - UnchainD  Hold On - UnchainD  The Promise (feat. Jasmine Morton-Ross & PJ Morton...  Tribute to matthew knowles - Beyoncé  Live as the Children of Light Inside of You...  Time Consumer - Coheed And Cambria  Matthew 24 (Is Knocking At The Door) - Johnny Cash  From Little Things Big Things Grow - Paul Kelly  Can't Believe Our Luck - Haley Bonar  Jealous Girls - Haley Bonar  Now the Veiled Faces Can Breathe...  Secret Wisdom Intervening - Half-Handed Cloud  Festus, I Am Not Out of My Mind...  What Spins, by Your Hand Was Spun...  He Can't Deny Himself - Half-Handed Cloud  Enlightenment in the Way - Half-Handed Cloud  Tablets Breathing Their Last Breath...  He's Already on Everyone's Side...  We Toil and Struggle - Half-Handed Cloud  Psychic Failure, Utmost Patience...  Debtors to Greeks & Barbarians - Half-Handed Cloud  Sensei Says - Half-Handed Cloud  Intro (Curtis) - 50 CENT  Titus Three - Half-Handed Cloud  Vincent of Jersey - Big Head Todd & the Monsters  Vincent Craine - And Also The Trees  You're With Me - UnchainD  We Speak of What We Know - Half-Handed Cloud  Mud Puddle - Disciple  Fallout - Bride  Something I Want (for Real) (premix) - Rza  De Volta Ao Planeta - Jota Quest  Girls Night Out - Hannah  Unlimited Combinations - Bassnectar  Pneumatic Mystery Envelopes - Half-Handed Cloud  Flying Scroll Flight Patrol - Half-Handed Cloud  Vincent of Jersey - Big Head Todd And The Monsters  2b Or 2b Not - Haffi Haff  Dirty Side - Haffi Haff  Control - Haffi Haff  Talent Show - Haffi Haff  Zodgilla - Bassnectar  In His Presence - UnchainD  Bow Down - Haffi Haff  Reaching Out - Bassnectar  Would You Die For Me - Bride  Matthew Modine - Pony Up!  Stand Together - UnchainD  Tell Me - PJ   Straight Into Love - Hannah  Jealousy - Haffi Haff  Shampion Chip - Bassnectar  Buried Alive - Haffi Haff  Freak - Haffi Haff  Vincent - Deb Talan  Vincent - Paddy Goes to Holyhead  Vincent - Rick Astley  Vincent - Josh Groban  Vincent - Karen Lehner  Vincent - Vonda Shepard  Vincent - NOFX  Vincent - Gene Vincent  Vincent - Aiza Seguerra  Vincent - American Idol  Vincent - Don McLean  Vincent - Ronan Keating  Vincent - Car Seat Headrest   Vincent - Don McClean  Vincent - Clay Aiken  Vincent - Justin Hayward  Matthew - The Last Broadcast  Ya Ka Dansé - Francky Vincent  The Line - UnchainD  The Brave Apostles Twelve - The Statler Brothers  St. Matthew - The Monkees  St. Matthew [Previously Unissued Alternate Mix][#]...  St. Matthew - Monkees  PJ & Rooster - Outkast  Matthew - Jose Vanders  Matthew - New Desert Blues  Matthew - John Denver  Matthew - Bombadil  Matthew Twenty-Four (Is Knocking at the Door)...  Pennywise Tribute - Bassnectar  Matthew Twenty-Four (Is Knocking At The Door)...  Uptown Haters Skit - Sean Paul  Uptown Haters (Skit) - Sean Paul  Bad, Wicked World - Frank Black  "Bad, Wicked World" - Frank Black  What Do You Want From Me - Matthew Stewart  The Eye Of The Storm Part III - Saving Grace  Night Serpent (Stefan Vincent Remix) - Bleak  Upminster Kid - Ian Dury & The Blockheads  Vincent Price - Deep Purple  Bitter - Harold-Alexis  Katie's Tea - Camille  Dreams Are Easy To Come By (Feat. Dailey & Vincent...  Vincent Kwok – What About You (Bvdub’s Long Wa...  Gods at Odds - Hamell on Trial  Jennifer's Strippin' Again - Hamell on Trial  Ain't That Love? - Hamell on Trial  Mom's Hot - Hamell on Trial  Whores - Hamell on Trial  Monkey in the City - Happyness  Refrigerate Her - Happyness  Matthew and Toby - RocketNumberNine  Matthew Arnold's Field - Ben Watt  21. Chorus: His Yoke Is Easy And His Burthen Is Li...  Global Tattoo - Hamell on Trial  Blessed - Hamell on Trial  Stop - Harlan T. Bobo  Only Love - Harlan T. Bobo  Mr. Last Week - Harlan T. Bobo  Bobby and the Russians - Hamell on Trial  Lappa Oo Mau Mau - Hamell on Trial  Richard's Got a Job - Hamell on Trial  Lofts - Happyness  Orange Luz - Happyness  Anything I Do is Alright - Happyness  Magical Boy (ft. Matthew Dear) - DJ Koze   Tonight Matthew, I'm Going To Be......  The Last Chieftain (Feat. Matthew Stevens)...  St. Vincent Street - Robin Noel Vaas  Up For Sale (Feat. Matthew E. White) - Cocoon  Tim Robbins w, Matthew Sweet & Susanna Hoffs – M...  Artist in America - Hamell on Trial  Happiest Man in the World - Hamell on Trial  Together - Hamell on Trial  Mind Tricks - Bassnectar  When You Comin' Home? - Harlan T. Bobo  Zippers and Jeans - Harlan T. Bobo  Bottle and Hotel - Harlan T. Bobo  Too Much Love - Harlan T. Bobo  Didn't I Fade - Handsome Ghost  Eve on the Hill - Harald Grosskopf  Leave the Party - Happyness  Naked Patients - Happyness  Summertime Groove - Hamilton Bohannon