Ah, I awakened from a wet dream
In which I was restless [unverified]
My imagination could no longer take me there
So I slid into my copping haberdashery
And gave into the original Jones, sex
Now, my sexy Jones was below sea level
The hornies occupied my being
I was at that stage where most men would say
Hey ho', it's your life or your lay, but I was cooler than that
She said, No compute
I spotted a lady who was also on the prowl
I could tell by her makeup, plus the scent was there
So I sashayed over to her, and, ah, spoke of my plan
She screamed and said
Are you asking to make love to me?
I said, Is pig, what's in pork?
Or you gonna play hard
After all the trouble you went through to get chosen
She said, ah, No compute
Finally, she said, ah
I could, ah, probably go for what you're talking about
But it's really about my birth control pill
I said, All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack
When in doubt, vamp
Or at least ad-lib
And of course you know that spit don't make babies
She smiled, and said, No compute
But I could tell that she was getting interested
[Unverified]
So off we went
There was fun to be had, love to be made
Strange, I said to myself after I laid
Smoking a last joint before I [unverified] to sleep
What a man will go for when the hornies, ah, set in
Well, suddenly as she laid there, mouth wide open
Wig half off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick
I was sick with the filthies, and she smiled in her sleep
As if to say, All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack
No Compute
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(not just) Knee Deep 2 Dollars And 2 Dimes A Joyful Process [instrumental] Adolescent Funk Ain't that Funkin' Kinda Hard on You? Alice In My Fantasies Atmosphere Baby I Owe You Something Good Baby Like Fonkin' it Up Back In Our Minds Balance Be My Beach Better By The Pound Biological Speculation Boom There We Go Again|As In By Way Of The Drum Can You Get To That Can't Stand The Strain Can't Stand The Strain Catchin' Boogie Fever Cholly (Funk Get Ready To Roll!) Cholly (Funk Gettin Ready to Roll) Cholly (Funk Gettin' Ready To Roll) Comin' Round the Mountain Comin' Round The Mountain Cosmic Slop Dipety Dipety Doo Stop The Violence Dr. Funkenstein Electric Spanking Of War Babies Electric Spanking of War Babies [Instrumental Vers... Electric Spanking of War Babies [Instrumental] Electro-Cuties Eulogy And Light Every Little Bit Hurts Everybody Is Going To Make It This Time First ya gotta Shake the Gate Foot Soldiers (Star Spangled Funky) Foot Soldiers (Star-Spangled Funky) Freak Of The Week Friday Night, August 14th Funk Gets Stronger (Killer Millimeter Longer Versi... Funk Gets Stronger (Killer Millimeter… Funk Gets Stronger (Part 1) Funky Dollar Bill Get Off Your Ass And Jam Good Old Music Good Thoughts, Bad Thoughts Good to Your Earhole Groovallegiance Heart Trouble AKA You Can't Miss What You Can't Me... Hit It & Quit It Hit It And Quit It Holly Wants To Go To California How Do Yeaw View You I Bet You I Got A Thing, You Got A Thing, Everybody's Got A ... I Got A Thing, You Got A Thing, Everybody&hell... I Mo B Yodog Fo Eva I Wanna Know If It's Good To You? I Wanna Know If It's Good To You? I'll Stay I'll Stay I'm Never Gonna Tell It Icka Prick If I Didn't Love You If You Don't Like The Effects, Don't Produce The C... If You Don't Like The Effects, Don't Pro... If You Got Funk You Got Style If You Got Funk, You Got Style Into You Jimmy's Got a Little Bit of Bitch in Him Let's Make It Last Let's Make It Last Let's Take It To The People Let's Take It To The Stage Loose Booty Loose Booty [45 Version][*] Maggot Brain March To The Witch's Castle March To The Witch's Castle Mathematics of Love Miss Lucifer's Love Mommy, What's A Funkadelic? Music For My Mother Music for My Mother [Mono Version][*][Instrumental... Nappy Dugout No Head No Backstage Pass Not Your Average Rapper Nuclear Dog Part II Oh ! Oh, I One Nation Under A Groove One Nation Under a Groove -- Part 1 One Nation Under A Groove (Part 1) One Nation Under a Groove [Instrumental] Open Our Eyes [*] P.E. Squad/Doodoo Chasers P.E. Squad\/Doodoo Chasers Philmore Qualify & Satisfy Qualify & Satisfy Red Hot Mama Sexy Ways Shockwaves Smokey Some More Soul Mate Standing on the Verge of Getting It On Standing On The Verge Of Getting On Stuffs & Things Stuffs And Things Super Stupid Tales Of Kidd Funkadelic Talk About Jesus Talking to the Wall That Was My Girl The Goose That Laid The Golden Egg AKA The Goose The Naz The Song Is Familiar This Broken Heart Trash A Go Go Trash A-Go-Go Uncle Jam Undisco Kidd Vampy Funky Bernie Wake Up Wars Of Armageddon We Hurt Too What Is Soul Where would I Go? You And Your Folks, Me And My Folks You Can't Miss What You Can't Measure You Can't Unring the Bell You Can't Miss What You Can't Measure You Hit The Nail On The Head You Scared the Lovin' Outta Me You Scared The Lovin' Outta Me
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