Night after night I tell myselfnThat I gotta find a way to escape this voidnAfter all is said and donenMy resumé's gonna be elegant from now onnYou put the strap around your necknFunny that I'm not dangling up there all alongnnSickness will kindly talk to the mind when the mind can't take it anymorenPut on your amazing leotard and learn all you should knownnOoh-oh! Gotta make way for the new pollutionnOoh-oh! It's gonna be a hairspray revolutionnOoh-oh, life left you only seconds to playnLife left you only seconds to playnnI never knew you, never willnAnd if we'd meet I'd probably hate you from the very nStart up a fight, I'd fight you rightnBut by the end of the night we'd be the ones to hang outnBuy you a drink, a smoke, a pintnSaying that it's gonna be elegant from now onnnSickness will kindly talk to the mind, when the minds got nowhere else to gonPut on your amazing leotard and get on with the shownnOoh-oh! Gotta make way for the new pollutionnOoh-oh! It's gonna be a hairspray revolutionnOoh-oh, life left you only seconds to playnLife left you only seconds to playnnLooking like a right potatonNever saw a grimmer looknYou tell me I'm a masturbator nSo you still know some of the french you took!nAnd they'll beat you to the groundnTreat you like a houndnCheat away your money turn your best friends aroundnThey'll tell you that you're overratednBut still they'll take a closer looknSo come down kid, we are all waiting down here...nnOoh-oh! Gotta make way for the new pollutionnOoh-oh! It's gonna be a hairspray revolutionnOoh-oh! Gotta make way for the new pollutionnOoh-oh! It's gonna be a hairspray revolution