I know I’m a failurenIf you think they’re keeping scorenThrow my name up on the boardnI’ll take my set of steak knivesnI never wanted morenBut saving the world was never second naturenStart to think it’s a solitary warnWell then come aboardnnI’ve never been a sailornI been sinking ships since 1994nAnd furthermore in a moment of weaknessnI’ll be saying shit I’ve never said beforenThe final scorenRemember you’re not keeping score no more