Usually when people go to the bathroomnThey come out relievednBut the last time that I went to the bathroomnSomeone ended up bleedingnnThere's a faucet that leads to a monstrous snakenThat will turn you into stone if you look at itnThere's a girl that's been dead for fifty yearsnShe lives in a toilet and has a crush on me (weird)nnSometimes when you go, there's a gruesome trollnThat will hit you with a club if you make it madnOther times you just try to take a bathnAnd that creepy ghost tries to sneak a peeknnStay awaynStay awaynDon't go to the bathroomnnStay awaynHold it innThere's something weird going on in therennStay awaynStay awaynDon't go to the bathroomnnStay awaynCross your legsnThere's always something weird going on in therennSo I'm never going to the bathroom againnNo, I'm never going to the bathroom againnNo, I'm never going to the bathroom againnNo, I'm never going to the bathroomnNever going to the bathroom again