If I pass out and forget to wake upnMy heart still is pumping, but the brain's out of lucknWell, do me a favor and give me a breaknTake out the tube, for goodness's sakenDon't call the pastor and don't call the priestnEven if I smile and my eyes sometimes blinknBe a good friend, I'd do the samenThrow me a partynThen send me to my gravennBut if I pass outnAnd it's just 'cause I'm drunknPlease revive me and let me wake upnMy last name is SobulenMy first name is JillnThis, I declare, is my living will