Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriendsnI’m trying to call all my ex-boyfriendsn'cause I feel alone and I need an ex-boyfriendnTo be here with me njust like my friend or morennTonight is the night for ex-boyfriendsnBut I think I hate all my ex-boyfriendsnIt’s 5 A.M., I can only call my American ex-boyfriend, they’re not too mean but they are too far for itnSex, sex, sexnnSo I leave a message to all my ex-boyfriends sayingn“Hey, what’s up, how are you my friends? I’m coming to New York soon, would you be my fuck friend?nYou’ll never reply 'cause you think I’m just depressed and you’re right.nMy ex-boyfriendsnNo, you don’t even deserve to have your name in a crap songnSo I won't say your namenAnyway, you’re big enough to knownnIt’s all about you, It’s about you (4x)nnnThe name was the number one, start with the TnHe said “Hey c’mon, its gonna be so funâ€nBut he’s the most unfunny person I have ever metnAnyway, he was gorgeous and sweet, boring but sweetnUntil the day he said, until the day he said:n“Sorry baby, but except Bob Dylan we have nothing in commonâ€nnAge, 26nDumped after 2 monthsnProfession, liar! Liar, liar, liarnHe’s such a fucking liarnWe were in love, so in love, we were so in love (3x)nWe were in love!nnThe name was the number two, start with the KnNo, actually start with a C, but with the K you'd think is the coolestnI was ready to leave Paris for him and be a good housewife in the middle of the KansasnBut from one day to the other he decided it was overnFor no reason, you know?nJust because it’s overnHe was so romantic, sex was so electricnEverything was magicnBut he was just a trick, just a fucking tricknnAge, 33nDumped after 3 months of dreams and tears, and tears, and tears, and tearsnWe were in love, so in love, we were so in love (3x)nWe were in lovennThe name was the number 3, start with an MnThe winner of the competition, the worst of themnAll he does is watch t.v and do coke, drink whiskey, and scream his jealousynHe was not romantic, sex was catastrophicnHe was an alcoholic, he was just patheticnJust patheticnnTheres some that you wanna talk about, and some that you don'tnTheres some that you wanna hear about, and some that you don'tnI wanna hear about you guysnI wanna hear about youncause anyway you know that its all about younnIt’s all about you, It’s about you (3x)nall about you, all about you!nnnTell me why are you gone? You’re just losers and I’m alone (2x)nAgain!n