Say we ain't got no dopenAll I gots my 40nAin't got nobodynThat I can call my shortynnSay we ain't got no dopenAll I gots my 40nAin't got nobodynThat I can call my shortynnI'd like to give a shout out to all my V-I-P's andnIndividualize because I am an MC. I can because I carenCause my familys here cause I, cause I what? nCause I, cause I what?nCause I appreciate the mentality of musicnI'm Saving all my sentences unless of course I'm smoothly spokennQuiet type the kind to watch out fornNo man of the clan I'm perpetrating the scamnSure I'm the boy with the fallopian voicenStraight from the sleeve of any wizard of choicenI got the reason to be roamin' out the coverage areanSend me the bill if all my lovin' is scarin' yannDare you to dream the way that I believenI Got the skill to go commando in any fatiguesnI got the best damn band in the music scenenBut I could also flow solo or just let it benBecause of the lovenOh the self-realization is your if and & butnBut you gotta know your name before the play of the gamenKeep a level-headed check on your health and stay sanenAddress the tack on the track the needle's on the recordnPrepare for playbacknSajaknOh Could I buy another vowel I need another cluenAnd I could also use a towelnAnd how goes the medium temponSlaying all the teachers like the class of '84nAnd down low you know my fidelities gonBut I would never hurt a fly with the di-das onnI Got controlnI keep a clean toilet bowln2000 flushes blue it's still going strongnDo what, do what I do for the sake of the songnComin' through on the radio? Nah, it's for younThis is proof my own story's a spoofnI'll always be a gypsy or forever be aloofnAnd if you never get to liking me it's okay toonBut you've made it this far so pay a toll at the boothnAh yes you made it this far so pay your toll at the gatenYou made it this far now make some noise in this placenI said we made it this far now lets get back to the part that we say- What?nnSay we ain't got no dopenAll I gots my 40nAin't got nobodynThat I can call my shortynnAin't got no dopenAll I gots my 40nAin't got nobody nThat I can call my shortynnTrue or false? I can be a sensitive mannWith sensible plans for the everyday womannAnd I can keep you eating out the palm of my handnBecause the dope that we smoked was grown on my landnThe words I burn they don't come from a cannThe movie in my mind will be the winner at CannesnSo take your chance apply for full or part-time romancenClever or the better measure up to whatevernCause it don't matter how tall, how fat, or how smallnEqual opportunities are open to allnThe casting call line forms down the hallnAll you need is ID that shows that you're legalnBut people with egos, a freakshow, a syndrome you best not gonYou know I don't need thosenYou got a problem that I really oughta readnThen post it on the web care of R-K-O-PnIt's easy like me but a bit less then cheesynGo heavy on the melody and add a dash of pinknAnd if you can't stand the kitchen, get the hell out the heatnTo meet with the geek all you need is a heart beatnAnd to meet with the geek on the streetnAll you goota do is know the words you sing nSo everybody repeat this after me:nnAin't got no dopenAll I gots my shortynAin't got nobodynThat I can call my shortynnAin't got no dopenAll I gots my shortynAin't got nobodynThat I can call my shortynnWell, I'm I'm type A positive and just the way I like itnRight away I'm satisfied with my food before I try itnCan't deny it to save my life, I'm never lyingnTo brave this mic without the same thing twicenIs actually an act of staying up all nightnWith the mood just rightnAnd the purchase of a flight from the west coastnTo these Netherland lightsnIt's aurora borealis' company that I'm tight withnDespite everything that you heardnI'll admit that most is true and I'll be keeping my wordnAnd will do the double duty on the search for new verbsnAnd I'll report to work early to deliver the wormnWith a back well covered by my buddies of easenThere ain't no way in hell that I will ever have to say pleasenAnd breaking all the codes on the latest machinesnI'll even let you download me for freenFor freenFor freenFor freennAin't got no dopenAll I gots my 40nAin't got nobodynThat I can call my shortynnOne more time for the roundnnSay we ain't got no dopenAll I gots my 40nBig finishnAin't got nobodynThat I can call my shorty