n(Played during AOL sessions)nnWhat a drag it is getting oldnnKids are different todaynI hear every mother saynMother needs something todaynTo calm her downnAnd though she's not really illnThere's a little yellow pillnShe goes running for the shelternOf a mother's little helpernAnd it helps her on her waynGets her through her busy daynnThings are different todaynI hear every mother saynCooking fresh food for her husband's just a dragnSo she falls and hits the cakenand she burns her frozen steaknnand goes running for the shelternof a mother's little helpernand to help her on her wayngets her through her busy daynnDoctor please, some more of thesenOutside the door, she took four morenWhat a drag it is getting old.nnMen just aren't the same todaynI hear every mother saynThey just don't appreciate that you get tirednThey're so hard to satisfynYou can tranquilize your mindnnSo go running for the shelternOf a mother's little helpernAnd for help you through your nightnHelp to minimize your plightnnDoctor please, some more of thesenOutside the door, she took four morenWhat a drag it is getting old.nnLife's just much too hard todaynI hear every mother saynThe pursuit of happiness just seems a borenand since you take more of those, you will get to know the dosennNo more running for the shelternof a mother's little helpernThey just help you on your waynthrough your busy dying daynnHey!