Well I had a little trouble with my timetable
So I went on down to see my guidance counsellor
He told me that, I'd never make a dime, If I didn't wise up and make up my mind
Now sit down son, and let me tell you a tale, about a boy who was smart, but he had to
fail, Well he got good grades, and he got into pot, now he's always high and his grades
are not
He said to me, Son, whatcha' gonna be?
I said, I'm gonna be a rock star, wait and see
He said, Now, son, You're going nowhere fast
So I looked him in the face and said KISS MY ASS!
You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
He said Now boy, tell me seriously
I said Something in radio, maybe even TV
He looked at me like I was something to see, and said You'd be better off working
at KFC
I said I don't like the chicken, and I don't like you
He said Now, son, tell me something new...
I've seen a thousand kids, and they're all the same, they like rock music and they dream
of fame, they wanna play their music, and play it loud, well I'll tell ya now, get your
head outta the cloud
He said you look away cuz you know it's true
I said No matter what, I'm better off than YOU!
You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You're gonna make minimum wage and you're gonna work at McDonalds!