She's so fit but she knowsnShe only wears designer clothesnShe wants guys to starenSo she can act like they're not therenShe always comes homenBut shes never alonenShe thinks she's got lots of friendsnAnd she thinks they like hernnMini skirts are all that you wear nownAnd your tops that look more like brasnI think you may have taken it just a little bit too farnBecause it takes you like 9 hours to do all your makeupnAnd like 10 years to finish your hairnAnd you'll have any mannIt's all part of your plan, 10 in a rownAnd you don't carenWell i think you should carennAnd so the story goes onnAnd now it's 3 years laternShes on page 3 in a thongnAnd all her new friends hate hernShe knows she's fucked up everythingnBut she swears none of it's her faultnShe's going out with Dwane YorknBut he's cheating on hernnMini skirts are all that you wear nownAnd your tops that look more like brasnI think you may have taken it just a little bit too farnBecause it takes you like 9 hours to do all your makeupnAnd like 10 years to finish your hairnAnd you'll have any mannIt's all part of your plan, 10 in a rownAnd you don't carenWell i think you should carennTake a look aroundnYou're bringing people downnThere's a place where you can gonWhen you're feeling so lownnMini skirts are all that you wear nownAnd your tops that look more like brasnI think you may have taken it just a little bit too farnBecause it takes you like 9 hours to do all your makeupnAnd like 10 years to finish your hairnAnd you'll have any mannIt's all part of your plan, 10 in a rownAnd you don't carenWell i think you should carennMini skirts are all that you wear nownAnd your tops that look more like brasnI think you may have taken it just a little bit too farnBecause it takes you like 9 hours to do all your makeupnAnd like 10 years to fuck up your hairnAnd you'll fuck any mannIt's all part of your plan, 10 in a rownAnd you don't carenWell I think you should care