Mexican Dog
Chute Nine

I was down on the border on some business I'd rather not mention

Gettin' involved with a woman was not my intention

But then she came along just out walking her dog

And I loved her before I even met her

I guess sometimes intentions can change, sometimes not for the better


Well the dog didn't like me, I guess he knew where I was headin'

He bit my hand when he carried the rings at our weddin'

Mariachis played and we sang and we swayed

But they're right when they say love is blind

'Cause in a month she was gone and she only left one thing behind


Now I got a Mexican dog

I can't say his name, he don't come when I call

When he's not bitin' me his lickin' his balls

And I hate him right down to his fur

But all I got left of her is this Mexican dog


So I thought it might help if I bought him a toy at the store

He was so grateful he left somethin' for me on my floor

I kicked him out every night, but by the dawn's early light

He was back sportin' some brand new smell

I'd take him back where he came from, but I don't have directions to hell


Now I got a Mexican dog


I can't say his name, he don't come when I call

When he's not bitin' me, he's lickin' his balls

And I hate him right down to his fur

But all I got left of her is this Mexican dog.


I got a new girlfriend who couldn't stop telling me what to do

To top it all off she said she thought that little bastard was cute

I said hold on to his leash and wait right here for me

And he'll show you some tricks that he knows

And I know it was wrong, but I showed her a trick of my own


Now she's got a Mexican dog

She can't say his name, he don't come when she calls

When he's not bitin' her, he's lickin' his balls

But we're even far as I'm concerned

'Cause now that dog is hers, that Mexican dog


Now she's got a Mexican dog

She can't say his name, he don't come when she calls

When he's not bitin' her, he's lickin' his balls

And I hope she got what she deserved

Now that dog is hers, that Mexican dog


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