We'd like to do a little number. It's for Mary Jane. Mary Jane was the first girl who ever asked for my autograph; I gave her three different names. And this song is a love song. I learned this song in Santa Monica, inbetween surfing and screwing little boys in black leather suits. Just like the Bay City Rollers and Rolling Stones and Johnny Rotten, all our songs sound the same. This is a slow number... nnMary JanenGot your name from a letternMary JanenGot your name from a letternnLove you like no othernLove you like my brothernI made love to your bottomnI made love to the FührernI'm gonna be a boynGonna be a girlnGonna fuck your bumnGonna fuck your worldnGonna be a loving boynGonna be a loving girlnMary JanennMary Jane got no painnShe got no ax to grindnShe walked out the roomnShe fell on the sinknShe said I look neatnShe said I look kindnShe said I'm real goodnBut I'm not analnA is for analnI'm not analnAnal, analnnMary JanenWhat a painnIn my bumnI'm gonna be a young mannI'm gonna make the world cumnOn my facenMake a lotta white liquidnIn your anusnGonna be a young mannGonna get a record contractnGonna be a lot on main streetnGonna be in America, New York, London, Paris and RomenJohnny RottennSex PistolsnSupersonicnPolyphonicnGonna be a little boynLittle girlnPolicemannSoldiernGonna be the queennAnybody you wantnAs long as I'm famousnBeautiful, and richnGive me moneynI wanna have a record contractnAll I care, Mary JanennI got your autographnI got my autographnI got it from a letternGot it from the darknI'm gonna be herenI'm gonna be therenDon't let nobody paynNobody waynGonna be punknGonna be new wavenGonna be the onenGonna be famousnMary JanennGot to be a fucking heronGot to be goodnGot to be badnGot to have a record contractnGot to be a hippynDippy hippynFar outnGroovynFuck offnGot to be a murderernGot to be a handnGot to be politiciannGot to be the landnGot to be bignGot to be smallnGot to get fuckednGot to be running to every warnGot to say Lovely for every causenGot to be uglynGot to be famousnGot to have a record contractnnI don't want to make a record contractnI don't want to be a supersonicnI'm not in The DamnednI'm not in the PistolsnPistolsnUp your arsenUp your dildonYour arsenYour arsenUp your arsenWith the PistolsnPistolsnnI've got to gonI've got to go and be strangenBut not too strange and get a record contractnThen I'll be famousnThen I'll be richnThen I'll be a someonenThen they'll all love menThen they'll come and pay a lot of moneynHoneynAnd if I'm too goodnI'll get on Top of the PopsnAnd I'll be really richnAnd I can go make a lot of moneynHoneynMoneynViciousnSid ViciousnHe's so sweetnHe's so nicenI put barbed wire around his cock oncenMary Jane