Want some whiskey in your waternOr some sugar in your teanWhat's all these crazy questions they're askin' menThis is the craziest party there could ever benDon't turn on the lights, 'cause I don't want to seennMama told me not to comenMama told me not to comenThat ain't the way to have fun, nonnOpen up the windownLet some air into this roomnI think I'm almost chokingnFrom all this bad perfumennAnd that cigarette you're smokingnScared me half to deathnOpen up the window, suckernLet me catch my breathnLet someone else suffernnMama told me not to comenMama told me not to comenShe said, that ain't the way to have funnThat ain't the way to have fun, sonnnThe radio is pumpingnSomeone's banging at the doornI'm looking at my girlfriendnShe's just passed out on the floornnI seen so many thingsnI ain't never seen beforenDon't know what it isnBut I don't wanna see no morennMama told me not to comenMama told me not to comenMama told me not to comenThat ain't the way to have funnThat ain't the way to have funnn