Mr. Major's got a pagernBecause he sells E'snTo the RussiansnWho crush and snort themnBut they never seem to sneezenI need no answers to my questionsnAnd I need no questions to my answersnNow Felix the Cat is on his backnOh Felix the Cat what a twatnSo who needs ColumbonHe's just got off a slow boatnFrom China or somewhere like thatnI need no answers to my questionsnAnd I need no questions to my answersnI need no answers to my questionsnAnd I need no questions to my answers