[Verse 1: Aesop Rock]Brother to the boogie,(boogie) boys with the illest, (illest)Cousin of the philly guts littering your plymouth (plymouth)Bubble gum and duct tape holding in his innards (innards)Outsides parched (parched), insides pickled, (pickled)Flowed when he shoulda, (shoulda), ebbed or departed (parted)Squarely in the byway of invaders painting targets (targets)Black knights errant wading out into the harvest, (harvest)Copper plated zinc, (zinc) compensated harlots, (harlots)[Verse 2: Rob Sonic]Jolly roger flags, glass in his gillMary wants the captain jacked and dragged to the bilgeTethered to the weather vain and drained of his fillPoured into cups, and drank once its chilledCrazy fucking loon, bugs on his lipsTugging on his handle bar mustache gripsSteiner full of shells and a belt full of clipsFor the first, time he’s left off your list[Hook: Aesop Rock & Rob Sonic]Mailbox Baseball[Verse 3: Aesop Rock]Least sandbagged, (bagged), most unimpressed, (pressed)Finger-nailed Creedmore walls in the flesh, (flesh)Feed into the fabric of distraction and death, (death)Statler alarmed, (larmed), waldorf upset (set)Green moss chops (chops), dummy after dinner (dinner)Bottle rockets soaring as little surrogate fingers, (fingers)Draw claw marks across a permanent winter (winter)Age-old husk, (husk), immature forever, (ever)[Verse 4: Rob Sonic]Run from the hounds, marking the wallMommy tattooed on the arm of the lawMaid milked drilled till the partridge appalledMore game got, cartridge installedWhat’s on first? basses are warmAnd all of them are mine and their faces deformedChin music played on the razors rewardP isn’t free, pay for the porn[Hook: Aesop Rock & Rob Sonic]Mailbox Baseball[Verse 5: Aesop Rock]Half great dane, (dane) half great depression (pression)Tin can tail finding anarchy impressive (pressive)Taught himself to rap and calibrate archaic weapons (weapons)Wiz on the techs (techs), class pay attention, (tention)Pocket knives theatre (theatre), mutiny houdini (dini)Dissapear before appearing sorcery is easy (easy)Might've picked the wrong week for cordially retreating, (treating)Hang on to your fillings (fillings), organize your species, (species)[Verse 6: Rob Sonic]Red alert panic, hands on the deckMotor mouth body shop canceled your checkEast bound and up truck sample sexMouth full of miller handful of xSkim from the top, undercut the takeClubber lang the banker butter up the other 8Wait for the beep leave your number and your nameAnd why it is you called, props or complaints?
Lyrics by Hail Mary Mallon
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