Blue hairnI want a pet bearnI love to drink ice cream sodanBut only when someones diednThe feeling in my gut is to dienBut the feeling my bowels is to smilenI feel a twitch in my legnI feel it may a donkey that is deadnThe teeth have sunken into the hotdognI cut a veinnWhy oh god why?nnWoah-woah-woah (oh oh) nWoah-woah-woah(oh oh)nI will marry your sisternLook out for the pig rapistnWoah-woah (oh)nnI think the knife is in my spleen.nRemove, discard.nIt's all the samenConor Oberst thinks he knows what he's doing, but he's just a pig rapistnThe perm's coming outnSo are the liesnWhy don't you love me nI loved you, toonnBlue hairnI want a pet bearnI love to drink ice cream sodanBut only when someones diednThe feeling in my gut is to dienBut the feeling my bowels is to smilen