Mad Cowboy Disease
John Michael Montgomery

Oh yeah, here we go man

This little lady down in Texas, tight tank top and a tan
Rockin' three religion bridges, drinkin' beer in a can
She was too hot to two-step, I was too dumb just to leave her alone
But I made up my mind and I felt a fever comin' on
Kinda gettin' hotter

Yeah, my knuckles turned white, my neck turned red
My one good eye rode straight back in my head
Makes a Texas tornado seem like a cool breeze
I can feel it comin' over me mad cowboy disease, oh yeah

Well, I was one line away from scoring a win
But I was two shots shy of three sheets to the wind
Must've drank a hundred dollars
Sittin' there just tryin' to work up the nerve
Well one more here for my jitters then I'll stagger reaching over to her

I really couldn't walk that good
Oh, excuse me there kinda drippin' all over myself
Oh, Lordy, oh boy, here we go again

Talking like Mel Tillis I said what's your name
She said you ain't no player boy and I ain't no good for the game
You're kind of cute but when you're feelin' better give me a call
And with her black eye liner she wrote her number on my tremblin' palm

Yeah, my knees started shakin', I was breakin' out a sweat
Tryin' to memorize her number 'cause my hand was gettin' wet
I was showing the symptoms looking for a remedy
I can feel it coming over me, mad cowboy disease

Oh, I got the mad cowboy disease, little hoof in the mouth
Makes your tongue hand out all the way to the floor
Down on my hands and knees, beggin' like a hungry dog

What do you mean get off my knees?
I kinda like it down here, does anybody got a leash?
I'm startin' to get a little rabid, you know what I mean?


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Lyrics by John Michael Montgomery

  'Til Nothing Comes Between Us   A Few Cents Short   A Daddy's Prayer / Jesus Loves Me   A Daddy's Prayer/jesus Loves Me   A Daddy's Prayer\/jesus Loves Me   Ain't Got Nothin' On Us   All In A Day   All In My Heart   Angel In My Eyes   Be My Baby Tonight   Before This Drink Is Done (Remix)   Brothers 'Til The End   Cowboy Love   Dec 1943   Drunkard's Prayer   Everytime I Fall   Fly On   Friends   Have Youself A Merry Little Christmas   Hold On To Me   Holdin' On To Something   I Can Love You Like That   I Couldn't Dream   I Don't Want This Song To End   I Love The Way You Love Me   I Miss You A Little   I Never Stopped Lovin' You   I Swear   I Swear (German)   If You Ever Went Away   If You've Got Love   It Goes Like This (Featuring Sixwire)   It Rocked   It's What I Am   Kickin' It Up   Let's Get Lost   Letters From Home   Life's A Dance   Life's A Dance (1993)   Life's A Dance   Little Cowboy's Cry   Little Devil (Album Version)   Love Changes Everthing   Loving & Letting Go   Loving And Letting Go   No Man's Land   O Holy Night (Cantique De Noel)   She Don't Need A Band To Dance   Sinkin' In   Sold   Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)   Sold (the Grundy County Auction Indident)   Thanks For The " G " Chord   That's Not Her Picture   That's What I Like About You   That's What I'm Talking About   The Christmas Song   The Little Girl   The Way You Love Me   This One's Gonna 'leave A Mark'   Til Nothing Comes Between Us   Till Nothin' Comes Between Us   Till Nothing Comes Between Us   What Did I Do?   When Your Baby Ain't Around   Winter Wonderland   With My Shirt On   You're The Ticket

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