He told me that I knew what to laugh at
And I wanted to but I just couldn't ask if he would take it back so I could know for certain
So on the bench I watched his left hand crossing
While doubling entendres with the voicings
He said O darling, you're charming
Please don't find it alarming if I pull this stop out to free up a hand for heavy petting
Now there there
I'm a friendly man
I joke about sex because it's funny when you're frightened
So silently I sat and turned the pages
Recalculating our respective ages
Over my shoulder, he muttered, If I get any older
You can hack my wrists off with your choice of objects
No, I'm kidding
Don't be scared
I'm a friendly man
I joke about death because it's funny when you're frightened
This is as far as I could get
He jabbed a needle in my neck
Erasing all the evidence
But there were matchsticks in my pants
And if a rock should hit my head
And I remember what he did
You'll be the very first to know
Maybe I'll find out why this damn thing won't stop bleeding
He told me that I showed a great potential
That given I turned heads and pages
Fame would be a piece of cake
But practice was essential
So like a stupid child I believed it
And golly who would had agreed if
I had been Schubert or Mozart
Devoted to the fine art of perfecting absolutely everything inconsequential
Don't be sad
I'll come back again
I joke about trash 'cause it takes class to be enlightened
So several decades have gone by
I am still sitting by his side
I turn the pages faithfully
He turns his head and smiles at me
And with a wink he says, I doubt
We would be anywhere without
Your gift for keeping truth and consequence from meeting
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672 A Night at the Roses Backstabber Bad Habit Battered Bride Bitter Black Jeep Blake Says Boston Christopher Lydon Coin-Operated Boy Color Blind Dear Jenny Delilah Dirty Business Echo Gallery Eisb\u00e4r First Orgasm Girl Anachronism Glass Slipper Good Day Gravity Half Jack Have To Drive Kaledrina Lonesome Organist Lonesome Organist Rapes Page Turner Lonesome Organist Rapes Page-T Mandy Goes To Med School Me & The Minibar Me and the Minibar Me and the Minibar Missed Me Modern Moonlight Mrs. O [DVD] Mrs. O. Mrso My Alcoholic Friends Necessary Evil Pierre Pretty in Pink [From Pretty in Pink] Sandy's Song Sex Changes Shores of California Sing Slide Standing By Your Man (Bonus) The Jeep Song The Kill The Mouse & The Model The Mouse and the Model The New Game The Perfect Fit The Point Of It All The Sheep Song The Tale Of A Very Sad End The Time Has Come Thirty Whacks Truce Ultima Esperanza Ultima Esperenza Will
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