Oh so lonely security guard, he looks so mean from afarnbut when you get up close you'll seenhe could not hurt a fleanHe stands there in the heatnlooking straight down at at his feetnand with his hands and an old receiptnhe makes a swan so real it breathes.nnOh so lonely security guard, can make you cry with a business cardncan make a cricket from a parking ticketncan make a bird from some thrown out wordsnBut he cannot control this herdn'cause he does not look up when he shouldnHe relies on the people's goodna big mistake in this neighborhood.nnOh so lonely security guard, didn't notice me at allnso I grabbed the first thing I sawnand walked right out the front doornBut he had just made a paper swordnand threw me right down on the floornAnd everyone standing near that storenwitnessed a one-sided war.nnOrigami Security guard, he looks so mean from afarnbut when you get up close you'll seenthat he's no cup of tea.