Just you wait, 'enry 'iggins, just you wait
You'll be sorry but your tears 'll be too late
You'll be broke and I'll have money
Will I help you? Don't be funny
Just you wait, 'enry 'iggins, just you wait
Just you wait, 'enry 'iggins, till you're sick
And you'll scream to fetch a doctor double quick
I'll be off a second later and go straight to the the-ate-r
Oh ho ho, 'enry 'iggins, just you wait
Ooo 'enry 'iggins
Just you wait until we're swimmin' in the sea
Ooo 'enry 'iggins
And you get a cramp a little ways from me
When you yell you're going to drown
I'll get dressed and go to town
Oh ho ho, 'enry 'iggins, oh ho ho, 'enry 'iggins, just you wait
One day I'll be famous, I'll be proper and prim
Go to St. James so often I will call it St. Jim
One evening the king will say, Oh, Liza, old thing
I want all of England your praises to sing
Next week on the twentieth of May
I proclaim Liza Doolittle day
All the people will celebrate the glory of you
And whatever you wish and want I gladly will do
Oh thanks a lot king says I, in a manner well bred
But all I want is 'enry 'iggins 'ead
Done, says the king with a stroke
Guard, run and bring in the bloke
Then they'll march you, 'enry 'iggins to the wall
And the king will tell me, Eliza, sound the call
As they raise their rifles higher, I'll shout
Ready, aim, fire
Oh ho ho, 'enry 'iggins down you'll go
'Enry 'iggins, just you wait