Just the facts, ma'amNote: two songs sung alternatelyI was born about ten thousand years agoThere ain't nothing in this world that I don't knowI saw Peter, Paul and Moses playing Ring Around the RosesAnd I'll whup the guy who says it isn't soI'm just a lonesome traveler, the great historical bumHighly educated, from history I comeI built the Rock of Ages, twas in the year of oneAnd that was the biggest thing that man has ever doneI saw Satan when he looked the Garden o'erI saw Eve and Adam driven from the doorFrom behind the bushes peeping, saw the apple they was eatingI swear that I'm the guy what ate the coreGarden of Eden?Well, I built the Garden of Eden, it was in the year of twoJoined the Apple Pickers Union and I always paid my duesI'm the man who signed the contract to raise the rising sunAnd that's about the biggest thing that man has ever doneI taught Samson how to use his mighty handsShowed Columbus to this mighty landAnd for Phaoroh's little kiddies built all the pyramiddiesAnd to the Sahara carried all the sandPyramids? Why...I was straw boss on the pyramids, the Tower of Babel tooI opened up the ocean, let the migrant children throughWell, I fought a million battles and I never lost a oneAnd that's about the biggest thing that man has ever doneI taught Solomon his little A B CsI was the first one ate Limburger cheeseAnd while sailing down the bay with Methuselah one dayI saved his flowing whiskers from the breezeWell I was in the Revolution when we set this country freeIt was me and a couple of Indians who dumped the Boston teaWell I won the battle of Valley Forge and the Battle ofBully RunAnd that's about the biggest thing that man has ever doneQueen Elizabeth fell dead in love with meWe were married in Milwaukee secretlyBut I snuck around and shook her, to go with General HookerTo fight mosquiters down in TennesseeWoody Guthrie wrote the second songSee also passthruFilename[ justfactSf===Document boundary===
Lyrics by Woody Guthrie
1913 Massacre A Dollar Down A Dollar Down and a Dollar a Week A Picture From Life's Other Side Ach Hätte Ich Ein Bierchen (freie &uu... Ach Hätte Ich Ein Bierchen (freie übersetzun... Aginst Th' Law Aginst Th' Law Ain't Gonna Be Treated This Way Ain't Nobody's Business Ain't Gonna Be Treated This Way Airline To Heaven All Work Together All You Fascists Another Man's Done Gone Another Man's Done Gone At My Window Sad & Lonely Bed On The Floor Belle Starr Better World A-comin' Biggest Thing Man Has Ever Done Bile Them Cabbage Down Billy The Kid Birds & Ships Black Wind Blowing Blowin' Down This Road Brown Eyes Brown's Ferry Blues Buffalo Skinners Bury Me Beneath the Willow Bury Me Beneath the Willow Bury Me Beneath the Willow Bury Me Beneath The Willow Cadillac Eight California Stars Chisholm Trail Christ For President Clean-O Cocaine Blues Columbia River Columbia's Waters Columbia’s Waters Columbus Stockade Come See Crawdad Song Dance A Little Longer Dance Around Danville Girl, No. 2 Dear Mrs. Roosevelt Deportee Deportees Dirty Overhauls Do Re Mi Don't You Push Me Down Don't You Push Me Down Dust Bowl Blues Dust Bowl Refugee Dust Cain't Kill Me Dust Can't Kill Me Dust Can't Kill Me Dust Pneumonia Blues Dust Storm Disaster Dusty Old Dust (So Long It's Been Good To Know Yuh... Dusty Old Dust (So Long It's Been Good To Kno... East Texas Red Eisler On The Go End Of My Line Ezekiel Saw The Wheel Farmer-Labor Train Gambling Man Get Along Little Doggies God And Joseph God's Promise God's Promise Goin' Down The Road Going Down The Road Going Down the Road (Feeling Bad) Going Down The Road Feeling Bad Gonna Roll The Union On Goodbye Centralia Goodnight Irene Grand Coulee Dam Grand Coulee Dam [*] Greenback Dollar Guitar Rag Gypsy Davy Hang Knot Hangknot, Slipknot Hanuka Bell Hanuka Dance Hanuka Gelt Hanuka Tree Hanuka's Flame Happy Joyous Hanuka Hard Ain't It Hard Hard Ain't It Hard Hard Ain’t It Hard Hard Travelin' Hard Travelin' Hard, Ain't It Hard Heaven Hesitating Beauty Hey Lolly Lolly Hey, Lolly Lolly Hobo's Lullaby Hobo's Lullaby Hoodoo Voodoo Howdido I Ain't Got No Home I Ain't Got No Home (In This World Anymore) I Ain't Got No Home In This World Anymore I Ain't Got No Home I Ain’t Got No Home I Guess I Planted I Just Want To Sing Your Name I Ride An Old Paint I Take My Penny I've Got To Know I've Got To Know Ilsa Koch Ingrid Bergman It Takes A Married Man To Sing A Worried Song Jackhammer Blues Jackhammer John Jarama Jarama Valley Jesse James Jesse James And His Boys Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Jig Along Home Jiggy Jiggy Bum Joe Dimaggio Done It Again John Henry Jolly Banker Keep That Oil A-Rollin' Keep That Oil A-Rollin' Keep Your Skillet Good And Greasy Kissin' On Little Boxes Beatnik Version Little Darling Pal Of Mine Little Seed Lonesome Day Lonesome Valley Los Angeles New Year's Flood Los Angeles New Year’s Flood Lost John Ludlow Massacre Ludlow Massacre Mail Myself To You Mean Talking Blues Mermaid's Avenue Mermaid's Avenue Merry-go-round More Pretty Girls Than One My Daddy My Daddy (flies A Ship In The Sky) My Dolly My Flying Saucer My Peace My Secret Narrator [Speech] New Found Land New York Town Nine Hundred Miles Nine Hundred Miles (Instrumental) Ninety Mile Wind Oklahoma Hills Old Judge Thayer One By One One Day Old Oregon Trail Pastures Of Plenty Pastures of Plenty [*] Peace Call Philadelphia Lawyer Pick It Up Plane Wreck At Los Gatos Poor Boy Poor Lazarus Post War Breakout Pretty And Shiny-o Pretty Boy Floyd Put My Little Shoes Away Put Your Finger In The Air Race You Down The Mountain Ramblin' Blues Ramblin' Round Ramblin' Round Ranger's Command Ranger's Command Rangers Command Reckless Talk Red Wine Remember The Mountain Bed Riding In My Car (Car Song) Roll On Roll On Columbia Roll, Columbia, Roll Root Hog & Die Root Hog And Die Sacco's Letter To His Son Sally, Don't You Grieve Sally, Don't You Grieve Secret Of The Sea She Came Along To Me Ship In The Sky Sinking Of The Reuben James Sinking Of The Rueben James Sixteen Tons Slipknot (Hangknot, Slipknot) So Long -- It's Been Good To Know Yuh So Long -- It's Been Good To Know Yuh So Long, It's Been Good to Know Yuh So Long, It's Been Good To Know Yuh (Dusty Old Dus... So Long, It’s Been Good To Know Yuh Song Of The Grand Coulee Dam Sowing On The Mountain Springfield Mountain Stagolee Stepstone Stewball Suassos Lane Takin’ It Easy Talkin' Hard Luck Blues Talking Blues Talking Columbia Talking Dust Bowl Talking Dust Bowl Blues Talking Dust Bowl Blues (Alternate Take) Talking Fishing Blues Talking Hard Work Talking Merchant Marine Talking Merchant Marine (Talking Sailor) Talking Sailor Talking Subway Talking Union The Biggest Thing That Man Has Ever Done (A.K.A. T... The Dying Doctor The Dying Miner The Farmer-Labor Train The Flood And The Storm The Gambler The Grand Coulee Dam The Great Dust Storm (Dust Storm Disaster) The Jolly Banker The Ladies' Auxiliary The Ladies' Auxiliary The Many And The Few The Midnight Special The Ranger's Command The Rising Sun Blues The Sinking Of The Reuben James The Unwelcome Guest The Wreck Of The Old '97 They Laid Jesus Christ In His Grave This Land Is Your Land This Land is Your Land (Alternate Version) This Land Is Your Land (Standard Version) This Land Is Your Land [Folk Melody] This Morning I Am Born Again Tom Joad Tom Joad (Part 1) Tom Joad (Part 2) Two Good Men Union Burying Ground Union Maid Union Maid (Excerpt) Vanzetti's Letter Vanzetti's Rock Vanzetti's Rock VD City Vigilante Man Waiting At The Gate Wake Up Walt Whitman\u00c2\u00b4s Niece Walt Whitman´s Niece Washington Talkin' Blues Way Over Yonder In The Minor Key We Shall Be Free We Welcome To Heaven What Are We Waiting On? When That Great Ship Went Down (The Great Ship) When The Curfew Blows When The Yanks Go Marching In Who's Gonna Shoe Your Pretty Little Feet? Who's Gonna Shoe Your Pretty Little Feet? Why, Oh Why Will Rogers Highway Worried Man Blues You Souls Of Boston