I can't help itnI like it by myselfnAnd if I can't help itnI'll turn into someone elsennAsk me a question, the answer should be yes or nonBut I'm looking at the air around menAnd it's cluttered with maybe's and who knowsnIt's these obsessions, that get to menThey take up all the room in my headnI have all the time in the world for you, dearnUm, could you repeat what you said?nnI have two sidesnAnd one of them's always wrongnAnd I can't help itnNot knowing which side I'm onnnI thought I heard someone comingnI said Hello, is there anyone there?nI didn't notice I was by myselfnActually I guess I was more than awarenSo set two plates at the table, dearnThat's right, set two by my sidenWe'll try to be pleasant and not argue nAnd confess all the feelings we hidennI've got these notionsnAll competing inside my headnI guess my emotionsnAre better astray then lednIs it too late to change my mind?