Journey to Anywhere
Ugly Duckling

[Andy Cooper]

Who can maneuver on Chutes and Ladders to a make believe land?

The Andyman can (The Andyman can)

Freddy was keen, and loaned me the Mystery Machine

When I promised him green for gasoline (Jinkies!)

I travel by the gravel of tobacco road

In a race to catch up with a place that time forgot

Took a Lojack from Kojak

And Andy Capp's handicap sticker

So I could find a parking spot in the lot

Greeted upon arrival by drums of steel

A one man band called Surreal

I asked him of law and regulation and he said it was up to me

This is no longer reality, in here I was truly free


...


[Andy Cooper]

So I went to Sesame Street and found Telly

So he could sell me peanuuuuut - peanut butter, jelly

I had to pay back Pat Sajak so I got two hundred dollars

And when I passed go, saw Glass Joe delivered a mighty blow!!

Uncle Scrooge warmed illusion, got his assets frozen

And George of the Jungle ran into that tree (Oooh!)

Me, I found Whimpy in the Sea Hag's fog

Said, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a Winky Dinky Dog.

From a cookout, where I saw the Captain with his hook out

Making shish kabobs out of Etch A Sketch knobs

Then I went to Judy Blume's for dinner, she wouldn't let me budge

Till I drank all my Freckle Juice to wash down my Superfudge (Huh!)

Boarded a great space coaster

Then transferred to a toaster that in a hardware war flies

But at that time a chime startled my ears

I was awakened to the sight of colorful spots in my eyes

Sweet dreams on my ticker tape parade route

Where good guys ride off into the sunset, fade out

And you too can visit the next time you nap

On a journey to anywhere you can draw your own map



On a journey to anywhere you can draw your own map


[Dizzy Dustin] + (Andy Cooper)

A yawn tells my mom that it's time for bed

But with a touch of pixie dust I can fly instead

I'm bound to leave the ground so I

Open up the windows of my room

And look towards space to face the moon

That's becoming a balloon in an old cartoon

It must be Wacky Wednesday cause I see my favorite sensei (Hong Kong Phooey!)

And there's the Groovie Goolies who are rockin

With Pippi Longstocking and her papa

As Little Hiawatha hit the stream for a swim

I had my scuba gear near so I followed him in

And grabbed a hold of the tail of a manta ray

And we began to play, but then he swam away

So I boogied on my board using an oar

To head back to the shore where I can boogie on a floor

I did the penguin to the shuffle to the hustle to a back spin

And Then I heard (Let's get ready to rumble!!)

My pet rock named Schleprock who slept in a tube sock

Was going a couple rounds with a Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot

But I couldn't get a ticket so I had to sneak in

(*Imitating Ain't Nuttin But A G Thang)

(And we damn near got caught, cause our sneakers kept squeakin)

Then I jumped on my Psycho Stick and hopped the top

Of a suburb curb, man, I gotta move quick

Cause if I hurry up and get the Magetti ready

I'll return home a hero and be showered with confetti

(Close your eyes) and climb aboard this cruise

To the state of no limits and bring your sleep walkin shoes

It's not an acquittal so we don't beat the rap

On a journey to anywhere we can draw our own map


On a journey to anywhere you can draw your own map


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Lyrics by Ugly Duckling

  A Little Samba   A Little Samba (The Forbidden Mix)   Abigail Silk   Almond Rocha   Andy vs. Dizzy   Anything Can Happen (In the Big City)   Audacity - Parts One And Two   Celebrity   Daisy   Dizzy   Do You Know What I'm Sayin'   Do You Know What I'm Sayin'?   Do You Know What I'm Sayin'   Down the Road   Dumb It Down   Einstein Buys a Monkey   Einstein Do It (Night On Scratch Mountain)   Einstein's Brazilian Travelogue   Einstein's on Stage   Einstein's Takin' Off   Einstein's Takin' Off   Elevation   Elevator Music   Energy Drink   Everybody C'mon   Everybody C'mon   Everything's All Right   Everything's Alright   Eye On Gold Chain (Cut Chemist Remix)   Eye On The Gold Chain   Falling Again   Fresh Mode   Friday Night   Get on This   Get Ready   Goodnight Now   How It Used to Be   I Did It Like This   I Wanna Go Home   I Want To Believe   I Won't Let It Die   I Wonder Where She Is Now   If You Wanna Know   Introduckling   It Never Mattered   It's Gone   Keep Movin'   La Revolución   La Revolucion   Lay it on Ya   Left Behind   Let it Out   Lower the Boom   Meat Shake   Meatshake   Mr. Tough Guy   Now Who's Laughin'   Oasis   Oh Yeah   Opening Act   Pass it On   Pay Or Quit   Pick Up Lines   Pickup Lines   Potty Mouth   Right Now   Ring the Bell   Rio De Janeiro   Rock on Top   Run for the Light   Shoot Your Shot   Slow the Flow   Smack   Something’s Going Down Tonight   Soul for Sale   Sprint!   The Breakdown   The Breakneck Theme   The Confrontation   The Drive-Thru   The End of Time   The Lonely Ones   The Pike   The Takedown   Turn It Up   Turn It Up (Refried)   Turn It Up [Refried][*]   Visions   We're Here   We're Here   Yudee!

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