Oh baby, you know you missed the fight
(he's a trouble maker, he's a trouble man)
Alligator wrecked the bar last night
(he's a trouble maker, he's a trouble man)
I guess he had fun, to some people fun is a drag
Gathers lady had to hitch a ride
(she's a trouble lady, to a trouble man)
She got picked up by some guys in some band
You'd never believe what they did to a fan
They found a 'c' on her back, and a lead guitar strap in her hand
arrive down on n.t.c. in a blue ford van, wanted for the connection of the
Murder of a man
Go johnny, do what you want to do
hey, hey, blue. I here this johnny's band is red hot
alright let's check him out
Go johnny, do what you want to do
So go, johnny
don't you know I'm a man (go, go, johnny)
*1-85 thru' the south land (johnny)
and my fingers are cold, but my managers tan, so watch out
(go, go johnny)
on the road in a dangerous van ( go, go, johnny)
Watch 'em burn thru the south land
With my axe in my hand, watch out , for
*johnny gore and the 'c' eaters band
holy jesus, look at 'gator up there, he's got johnny gore on
Stage by his hair
come on guys, give the gators a hand. I paid two dollars
Just to see this ba, ba, band
and I ain't gonna let no loser, put the screw on the show
so give us a hand 'gators crazy you know!
Go johnny, do what you want to do
hey man, someone throw this dude out of here
don't give a damn about his old lady
Go johnny, do what you want to do
So go johnny
hey baby, don't you know I'm a man!
So go johnny
*repeat*