P Hello hello may I speak to the E?E This is me... is this the doctor M.D.?Yo P it's kinda early who's there Laverner and Shirley?Is it Kate and Allie or some other girlie?Well anyway yo P you know I'm lazyCallin me this time of hour you must be crazyP Excuse me but I'm sorry E DoubleIt's a terrible situation and it might cause troubleThrow on your coat jump in your Benz and come overE Why P?P - Yo, I think Jane is on my sofaE - What?P - Last night I was all aloneCold watch the boob tube, because my fuse was blownPicked up the bat phone, to drop a line to youMaybe 10:15, or maybe 10:22E - Where was I?P - I don't know, you wasn't thereThrew on the link Rolex watch and fresh gearI grabbed my key, along with the cash flowShifted out the door to the local discoE - Where'd you go, not to that ran down pubP - Hell no... I was coolin at a clubIt was Spanish night, so I was drinkin MoltaThrew on a little tango, plus a little salsaSeen a fly girl, standin next to meSo I slid over to her very non-chalantlyShe was DEF, body perfectly fitShe was packin, a 300-E with the kitI said, Kitten, how ya doin miss?I said, Hello my name is ParrishE - Hi, my name is CrisP - Can I buy you a drink?E - YesP - What will it be?E - A martini and Rossi, Asi Spumante.By the way is that your Caadillac Allanteparked outside right next to my Montecar? You can call it, my ex-husband bought it.P - Put my ego up here and said it's time to go for itThis place is a drag, grab your coat and bag.We'll have drinks on the house, back at my pad.We got to my house we walked through the doorThrew on Night and Day byE - Al. B SureP - She grabbed me, gave me kiss on the lipsSo I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hipsI got ahead of myself, because I wanted to flirtTook off the G-strings and the V-neck skirtPut my eho up hereE - Yeah it's time to do workP - I felt the movement below so it's time to reactI went in my back utility belt anad pulled out a jim hatI bust a move... when it came to thatBut then she freaked it, and grabbed the bozackStarted dpom it, then she called me the masterE - You got bigger, better, stronger and much fasterP - At first I laughed, as if it was a jokeBut then my heart skipped a beat, and I lost a strokeI said to myself, oh no it couldn't beThe J to the A to the N to the EE - Yo P don't tell me it was Jane you were douchinWith the Anita Baker headP - Nah more like Whitney HoustonE - While the record's still playing to Al B. Sure's Effect ModeStay tuned, to be continued on the next episodePeace, I'm Audi 5000
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