Get off the bus and I caught myself runningnInto the truck stop at three in the morning nOh shitnAnd you thought you had time to take a dumpnDrop the kids off at the poolnStepping out, doo doo, the bus done splitnNow you're asking random people for a ridenThey won't look you in the eyenThey just frown and turn thier heads to the sidenSo on the side of the road, with the will to survivenAnd the nitty witty grittynAnd finally a kind soul gave me a ridenAnd the zoomings all around and the jamboree is killing menFrom A to Z, lookit me!nnJ.A.B. jackass brigade yeahnJ.A.B. jackass brigade yeahnJackass brigade, we got it made, NOT!nEven when it's freezing cold or icy hotnJ.A.B. jackass brigade yeahnnnWhoanStuck in the middle, you're trapped, no one knows where the gig is atnNo one even cares, they just keep looking at my headnFinally we get around to the stationnSneaking past the conductornAnd a clusterfuck of people really scarednI'm a ducking and a dodgin' just to get to my destination at the train station where the guys are waiting for menWee-hoonJust to tell me what a jackass I can benWent through hell and high water to get backnAnd all they do is laugh at menAnd the zoomings all around and the jamboree is killing menFrom A to Z, lookit me!nnJ.A.B. jackass brigade yeahnJ.A.B. jackass brigade yeahnJackass brigade, we got it made, NOT!nEven when it's freezing cold or icy hotnJ.A.B. jackass brigade yeahnnnFrom the frying pan into the firenWe do it just so that the flames get highernI smell something burning, maybe it's my assnSo I think I'll add just a little more gasnnCircus jerkus, some call it hocus pocusnRunning caddywampus but extremely focusednIf it wasn't for dreams and fantasynToo proud to laugh at yourself, so you're laughing at mennJ.A.B. jackass brigade yeahnJ.A.B. jackass brigade yeahnJackass brigade, we got it made, NOT!nEven when it's freezing cold or icy hotnJ.A.B. jackass brigade yeahnnCopyright, Fishbone