Like many a Mael,nI get angst in my pants.nAnd goddamn it to hell,nit don't help if I dance.nnAnd you, you're not doing too well.nAll the blogs are about you, girl.nThey caught you in the park after darkngiving head to a statue, girl.nOh, cruel!nnDidn't mean to do you no harm,nI just underestimated my charm.nAnd if I ever bother to tell you the truth,noh, baby, you're too much sugarnfor my sweet tooth.nnYou're on your honeymoonnand you're sending me notes.nYou hope to see me soon.nYou've got see wrappednin quotes.nI used to find it funny to say,nWhat's your man got to do with me?nBut then I saw him downtownnplacing bets on the hounds.nHe was as big as a house!nWe can't be messin' around!nnDidn't mean to do you no harm,nI just underestimated my charm.nAnd if I ever bother to tell you the truth,noh, baby, you're too much sugarnfor my sweet tooth.nnEvery time we kissnit's like an inside jokenI always miss.nOur love is like a tug-of-war.nDon't touch me, girl,nI can't hug no more!