Oh, I'd like to take your clothes offnUnderneath the Eisenhower BridgenYes, I'd like to throw them offnThe highest point of the Tallahatchie BridgennAs it looks so much finer than to be in CarolinanWith no clothes on, hmmm... Goodness knows...nnIt's the best thing for you darlingnIt's the best thing for us allnIt's the best thing for you sweetheartnIf you had no clothes at allnnAll the fellas at the storenAll want some of what you havenWouldn't it be a crime if you didn't sharenEspecially when you got what everybody wantsnBut nobody's got but younnWe're in the same grade school and I love younI've loved you ever since I kicked over the kindergarten wallnAnd you were standing on the other sidenPeeking in our bathroom, without any clothes on, dearnAnd I love you, yes I donnAnd when I get you here, I'll never let you go awaynCindy Lou's your middle name, dad was Francis DrakenYour mom, she lived in Florida for thirty yearsnTill she got bit by a poisonous rattle snakennI think you're just about fine for menAnd if you're near, stand over here alone, with me