There ought to be a town somewherenNamed for how I feelnYeah I could be the mayor down therenAnd say ‘welcome to sorryville’nIt wouldn’t be on a map no wherenYou might say that it don’t existnBut if you make enough wrong turnsnIt’da be hard to missnThere ought to a bridge somewhere they could dedicate to menI'd probably come to the ceremony with a can of gasolinenWalk on over to the other sidenWhere I'd light a matchnSit and stare through the smoke and flames and wonder how I'm gonna get backnWhy do I do the things I do?nWas I born this way or am I self made fool?nI shoot the lights and I curse the darknI need your love but I break your heartnAnd I know the words that’ll bring you back butnBut I don’t say nothing as I watch you packnI had to work to become the jerk I've come to benIt ain’t easy being menThere oughta be a side show actnFor freaks like menI could be the star of the show w/ my name on the marqueenIn a room with a big red button that says ‘danger do not touch’nTwice a day I'd mash it down and you can watch me self-destructnWhy do I do the things I donWas I born this way or am I self made foolnI shoot the lights and I curse the darknI need your love but I break your heartnAnd I know the words to get you back butnBut I don’t say nothing as I watch you packnI had to work to become the jerk i’ve come to benIt ain’t easy being menIt ain’t easy being me