Intoxicated Rat
Cisco Houston

Well, the other night when I come home

As drunk as I could be

I got tangled up in the old doormat

Fell flat as I could be

Well, I had me a little old bottle of rum

And I didn't have any more

And the cap flew off when I went down

And I spilled it in the floor

Then a rat came out from his hiding place

And he got that whiskey scent

And he ran right up and got a little shot

And back to his hole he went

Back to his hole he went

Right back to his hole he went

He ran right up and got a little shot

And back to his hole he went

Then the rat come out of his hole once more

Sidled up to the rum on the floor

He was a little bit shy but he winked one eye

And then he got him a little bit more

And he didn't go back to his hole that time

But he stayed by the puddle of gin

And he said, Doggone my pop eyed soul

I'm gonna get drunk again

And he didn't go back to his hole

He said, Doggone my soul, I'm only a rat

But a doggone cat can't run me back to my hole

Well, he washed his face with his front feet

And on his hind legs he sat

With a twisted smile and a half closed eye

Said, Where's that doggone cat?

And he didn't go back to his hole

But he said, Doggone my soul, I'm only a rat

But a doggone cat can't run me back to my hole

Well, his little old eyes begin to shine

And he lapped up more and more

And it made me glad that I had stumbled

And spilled it on the floor

But soon the puddle of rum was gone

And I didn't have any more gin

And the little old rat was having a time

And the old tom cat come in

Well, the cat made a pass and the rat made a dash

His boldness faded thin, the cat jumped over

And the rat got sober, and back to his hole again

Ran back to his hole again, ran back to his hole again

Well, that cat jumped over

And the rat got sober

And back to his hole again

Purchase "Intoxicated Rat" Purchase Entire Album Email Video to Friends Play Youtube "Intoxicated Rat" Video Play Spotify "Intoxicated Rat" Song View Wikipedia "Intoxicated Rat" Entry Receive Emails for Future Cisco Houston Lyrics

Link to "Intoxicated Rat"

Share:

Copied!

Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more

See Recommended Lyrics For You

Loading...

Related Songs

Intoxicated Rat - Watson, Doc Intoxicated Rat - Doc Watson Bim - Intoxicated I Love - Intoxicated DUI - Intoxicated Diet - Intoxicated Brainy Smurf - Intoxicated Kitty Kat - Intoxicated Intoxicated - Martin Solveig Intoxicated - Amanda Wilson Intoxicated - Mika Intoxicated - Melanie Thornton Intoxicated - Obscura Intoxicated - Sammie Intoxicated - Obituary Intoxicated - Ol' Dirty Bastard Intoxicated - Maria Intoxicated - The Cab Intoxicated - Lara Fabian Intoxicated - Lacuna Coil Intoxicated - The Game Intoxicated - Game Intoxicated - Saira B Intoxicated - Nipsey Hussle Intoxicated Sweetness - Brandon Razo B.S.E. - Young Galaxy On & On - Hikaru Utada Drag - Linkin Park Intro - The Beatnuts Intro - Beatnuts Intoxicated Hands - Damien Jurado Intoxicated Man - Serge Gainsbourg Intoxicated Introduction - Afroman Intoxicated Dreams - MellowHype lovers and drunkards - Jacob Smigel Soldier Through This - Garbage Blood of the Moon - Dead To Fall Rat - Train Don't Wanna Stop - Amber Street Rat - Guzzard Firestarter - Prodigy Firestarter - So You Think You Can Dance Rat Poison - Prodigy Skeletons - Casey Baker And The Buffalo Sinners Rat Race - Bob Marley & The Wailers Rat Race - Bob Marley Heart of a Rat - Rocket From The Crypt Rat Race - The Wailers Street rats - Ted Nugent Rat Fink - MISFITS Rat Race [Take III] - Bob Marley In Aankhon Ki Masti - Soundtrack Artists Rat In Mi Kitchen - UB40 Rat War - Ektomorf Rat Pack - Sick Of It All Story - Beatnuts, The I Smell a Rat - Sebadoh Rat In My Kitchen - UB40 Return of the Rat - The Wipers Phone Call - Beatnuts, The World's Famous Intro - Beatnuts, The Third Of The Trio - Beatnuts, The On The 1+2 - Beatnuts, The Swedish Rat - Chixdiggit Tittentattenteksti - Solefald The Charity Ego - St. Thomas The Wine of Aluqah - Therion Wine Of Aluqah - Therion Rat Fink - Splendora Rink Rat - Hanson Brothers I Fell In Love With A Dj - Che'Nelle Rat Race - Baha Men I Fell in Love With the DJ - Che'Nelle I Fell In Love With The DJ (Remix) - Che'nelle Rat Fink - Allan Sherman It's A Hectic World - Descendents I Think I Smell A Rat - White Stripes I Think I Smell A Rat - The White Stripes Keen Yellow Planet - Stina Nordenstam L O V E B U R N I N G - Bad Love Junkie Admitt The Rat - NEXT Good Morning - Grouplove Human Rat Race - Freddie Hart Raise Your Glasses - Arctic Flame Fatal - Motionless In White Rat Race [From the Movie Rat Race] - Baha Men Rat Race (choir Version) - Baha Men Admit The Rat - NEXT Rat Race - Billy Idol B.H.G.P.S.A. - Bloodhound Gang Rat Rider - The Blood Brothers Rat Race - Najwa Rat Race - City Boy Lovesick (EP) - All About Maggie Lovesick - All About Maggie Admit the Rat (Interlude) - Next Dr. Art - Nina Hagen Uncle Rat [Song] - Altan Uncle Rat - Altan Uncle Rat (song) - Altan Medicate - Luna Halo Motherlover - Pitty Sing And You - Edwin In My Head - Far Away Stables Sophisticated Vampires - The Third And The Mortal Sophisticated Vampires - The 3rd and the Mortal Capture - Edge Of Dawn Rat Race - Avantasia Boom, Like That - Dire Straits & Mark Knopfler Mania - Throwing Muses Eat That Rat - The Ramones Rat Bones - Cadaveres De Tortugas Sofa Back - FM Rat King - Dark Sermon Rambo Rat - Queers Le Rat Blanc - Sandy Mouche Exploratory Rat Fink Committee - Guided By Voices You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)... Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not Using T... Rat In Me Kitchen - Ub40 Rat In The Kitchen - UB40 Rat In Me Kitchen - UB 40 North Memphis Area - Three 6 Mafia fu zao (restless/impatience) - Faye Wong Umlaut - Alfie A Tall Seven And Seven - Atmosphere Tall Seven and Seven - Atmosphere Da Fat Rat Wit Da Cheeze - Lil O Bullet With Butterfly Wings (Smashing Pumpkins co... Bullet with Butterfly Wings - Frida Snell Jan Doesn't Like It - Of Montreal Rat Race - The Rifles Rat Race - The Drifters A Rat Like Me - MÃ¶tley CrÃ¼e A Rat Like Me - M A Rat Like Me - Motley Crue Suffocating Under Words of Sorrow [CD-ROM Track]... Suffocating Under Words of Sorrow [*]... Suffocating Under Words of Sorrow (What Can I Do) ... Suffocating Under Words of Sorrow (What Can I Do)... Rivers Of Blood, Years Of Darkness... I Fell In Love With The Dj Remix - Che'Nelle I Fell In Love With The DJ - Che\'Nelle I Fell In Love With The Dj Remix - Che'Nelle Teach Me How To Dance - Chenelle The White Sheet - SCARFACE Rats Rule - Die Antwoord Rat Race [Live][*] - The Specials Rat Race [Live] - The Specials Rat Race - The Specials Rat Race (live) - The Specials Rat Race [DVD] - The Specials Rat Race - Specials Kings Of Demolition - Skid Row Bullet With Butterfly Wings (Cover) - Ill Niño Bullet With Butterfly Wings - Ill Niño Bullet With Butterfly Wings... Petter Pettigrew (That Rat) - Catchlove Can’t Be A Crime To Kick A Dope Rhyme... Return Of The Rat - Wipers Rat City - Corrosion of Conformity Return Of The Rat - Nirvana Megan Is A Rat - Ratt Rats Rule [Explicit] - Die Antwoord Do The Rat - Boomtown Rats I Smell A Rat - Howlin' Wolf Alley Cat - Gucci Mane Rats - Smashing Pumpkins Bullet With Butterfly Wings - Ill Ni\u00f1o Bullet With Butterfly Wings - Ill Ni?o Stone Crazy - Beatnuts, The Stone Crazy - Beatnuts Love Drunk - Brutha Traded - Pay the Girl On and On - Hikaru Utada The Secret - Visions Of Atlantis Rat Race - Impellitteri Rat Race - Rob Rock In Nephritic Blue - Haemorrhage Biohazard - Massacre Le Rat DÉbile Et Le Rat MÉchant - Pit Et Rik Rat City Riot - Rat City Riot Rat Race - Stephen Bishop Y A Un Rat \/ Sur Le Pont D'Avignon - Raffi River Rat - Dave Dudley Tea Will Rock You - Emilie Autumn Beer Balls - Product Of Waste Duality (An Addicts Mind) - Hypecriticle Bliss Give Me More - The Adicts Sun Hits the Sky [Radio 1 Evening Session][Live]... (Where Are You) Now That I Need You - Don Covay Sun Hits the Sky [Live from Peel Acres]... Sun Hits the Sky [Live][#][*] - Supergrass Blood and Guts - Squeeze You Got Me - Freeway You Got Me [*] - Mariah Carey You Got Me [*] - Mariah Carey U Got Me ft\/Mariah Carey, Jay-z, Infa 1 & 2Pac... Claire Forlani - Feable Weiner Rat Race (BONUS Screw A Rat remix) - Nacho Picasso

Please consider supporting this site by Clicking Here and Bookmarking whenever you search and shop Amazon. It costs you nothing but it supports us and gives us credit and we appreciate it greatly.