I met her a month ago, down at the boogie ranchnShe came onto me in her red polyester pantsnI've never had a woman so drop dead finenIt's hard to believe I ever made her minennWell, she calls me baby 54 times a daynAnd all of my friends think that I've got it madenWhen other men stare, that's something she can't avoidnI'm so insecure, yeah, I'm so paranoidnn[Chorus]nI'm just waiting, well, I'm just waitingnWell, I'm just waiting for her to break my heartnnWhen we're alone together it's paradisenVictoria's Secret and cold champagne all nicenBut for the second time this month it's happened againnShe thanks me for roses that I didn't sendnn[Chorus]nnThe handwritings on the wallnPretty soon the tears are gonna fallnnWell, I'm just waiting, well, I'm just waitingnWell, I'm just waiting for her to break my heartnn[Chorus]