If you want to wear a hatnYou'd better get one that looks better than thatnOr on second thought the hat upon your headnWould look good with a feather insteadnnThen you need to ask a birdnWhich is more complicated than you have heardnFor the birdie will not cooperatenUnless you guarantee the going ratennSo you need to get a jobnFor that you must stop dressing like a slobnAs the suit that you are wearing my friendnMakes me think that you are trying to offendnnWhen a suit is what you need to wearnGet one that makes you look like a squarenAnd if you want some visual reliefnChange the color of your hankerchiefnnIf you want to wear a hatnBut didn't know it was as difficult as thatnKeep in mind what your brother-man saidnLet the sunshine shine upon your headnnIf you want to wear a hat,nYou didn't know it was as difficult as that...